WWE's Jacob Fatu and Oba Femi Reveal Their GOATs

The speakers, referred to as Jagger 5 and "the ruler, the destroyer, the bringing of war fee," shared their "goat picks" across various categories, predominantly related to WWE and personal preferences. Regarding WWE entrances, one speaker chose the Undertaker's entrance for its chilling atmosphere, while the other selected Mr. Boogie Man. When it came to compliments, one speaker found "you smell nice" to be their goat, stating it made their day. For condiments, ketchup was chosen as a classic that "you can't go wrong with." The other speaker, however, passionately declared hot sauce as their goat condiment, listing various brands like Tapatío, Louisiana, Tabasco (green and red), and truffle hot sauce. They emphasized specific pairings, such as Louisiana with fried chicken, Tabasco with eggs, and Tapatío or Valentino with fries in California. For CM Punk's greatest moment, excluding the "pipe bomb," one speaker picked his victory over John Cena in 2011 at Money in the Bank for the WWE Championship. The other speaker's greatest CM Punk moment was being in the ring with him during War Games, specifically when Punk was hitting his "go to sleep" pose and the speaker was behind him hitting the "H" pose. They also mentioned Punk allowing them to be part of his 2K project. John Cena's greatest moment for one speaker was when he "single-handedly vanquished the Nexus all by himself," calling it "Super Cena for the win." The other speaker's greatest Cena moment was meeting him with his oldest son at a house show in Los Angeles, California, expressing admiration for Cena. When asked about the goat WWE match to show a new fan, one speaker chose SummerSlam, CM Punk versus Brock Lesnar, describing it as an easy story of "big man versus small man, the best versus the beast," and a technically good and fun match to watch. The other speaker suggested not "overdoing it" and picked WrestleMania's Tables, Ladders, and Chairs match featuring the Hardy's, Dudley's, Edge, and Christian, for its action of people being "put through a table and hit in the head with chairs." Pizza toppings brought a strong reaction, with one speaker stating "nothing" and "air" because they don't eat or like pizza, identifying as "the 1%." The other speaker, an Islander, clarified that not all Islanders like pineapple on pizza, though he would eat it for his wife. His personal goat topping was mushrooms and a "little bit of sausage," specifically non-pork sausage. The "bloodline saga" was chosen as the goat wrestling storyline, lauded for lasting three years, being entertaining, and having members come in and out. One speaker expressed a wish to have been part of it during Sammy's involvement, noting its real entertainment value. For food to eat in the car, fries were chosen by one speaker for their convenience, allowing one hand on the wheel and the other for eating. The other speaker's choice for "ghost riding in the whip" was In-N-Out Burger, specifically the double-double, because it's served in a "little square" and "already wrapped up ready to bite." They further detailed their In-N-Out order as a 4x4 with no tomatoes, only spread, grilled onions, lettuce, and pickles, with animal fries, or even a "flying Dutch" with meat, cheese, and grilled onions on top of the fries. Dolph Ziggler cashing in his Money in the Bank briefcase was cited as the goat reaction, with one speaker recalling never hearing a louder crowd. The other speaker mentioned two goat reactions they were part of: Roman Reigns' return at SummerSlam, describing the roar in a football stadium, and The Rock's unexpected appearance at the end of the "Bad Blood" match involving Cody, Roman, and Solo. The laughing-crying emoji was selected as the goat emoji for its classic status and ability to convey humor. Another speaker noted that emojis help clarify text messages, preventing misinterpretations by adding context like "prayer hands" or "keeper 100." The "best risk" for one speaker was jumping off the cage against Solo Sako on night two of SummerSlam 2025, a moment they visualized. The other speaker's greatest risk was leaving their home country to pursue education and track and field, leaving family behind to chase their destiny. In WWE 2K, the best wrestling move to spam was identified as a strike, like punches, due to the easy-to-reach button. For a specific move, Rey Mysterio's "hurricanrana" was mentioned for its effectiveness against opponents. The goat smell for one speaker was their brother Boo Boo's Barbecue, described as bringing it "back home" for their culture. The other speaker's goat smell was the nostalgic scent of rain about to fall in Nigeria. The "worst smell" for one speaker was changing diapers, specifically with seven kids, which they jokingly called a "real man's" experience. The other speaker, "the ruler," found it hard to pinpoint a single worst smell due to the abundance of bad odors, listing dumpsters, unhygienic people, and dirty rooms, homes, and cars. A "small joy" for one speaker was the support system of their Polynesian, Samoan, and Tongan family, and seeing their happiness and pride. Waking up and seeing his kids before leaving the house was also a significant joy. The other speaker reiterated that being told "I smell nice" was a small joy that made life better. For the "goatest thing" they do, one speaker highlighted looking out for homeless people, influenced by their uncle Yokozuna, who would give $100 out the window. They emphasized giving with a good heart and that even small amounts can make a difference. Jon Jones was named the number one goat in any industry by one speaker, described as "undisputed, undefeated," and the greatest in his field. Another speaker's goat in any industry was Chris Tucker, due to being a long-time fan. They also mentioned Jason Williams (Sacramento Kings), Jerry Rice, and within their community, their uncle Rikishi, who trained them and influenced their career, and their father, Tonga Kid (San Fatu). The summary concludes by inviting viewers to watch CM Punk and Paul Heyman reveal their own "greatest of all time" and to stick with IGN for more WWE content.