Trish Stratus and Chelsea Green Reveal Their GOATs

This video features WWE superstars Chelsea Green and Trish Stratus sharing their "goat picks" – their greatest of all time choices across various categories. Chelsea kicks off by declaring ketchup as her GOAT condiment, but quickly retracts, admitting hot sauce, specifically Frank's, is her true go-to. For emojis, she chooses the dancing lady in the red dress, claiming she modeled for it. When asked about the greatest CM Punk moment (excluding the "Pipe Bomb"), she states she only cares about women's wrestling. For John Cena, her GOAT moment was drinking with him and his wife on their day off, while Trish found his retirement and surrender moment to be incredibly special and resonant. The discussion then moves to pizza toppings, with Chelsea controversially picking pineapple, a choice Trish doesn't initially contest. For the best wrestling move to spam in WWE 2K26, Chelsea suggests anything she does, specifically a "little slap," while Trish champions "Stratisfaction," her signature move, and also mentions "Chip Kip" as effective. When it comes to food that tastes better in the car, Chelsea picks Cheetos, envisioning a crisp Coca-Cola and a bag of Cheetos on a road trip. Trish opts for a pizza slice, humorously describing the messy experience of a hot, floppy slice dripping down one's chin, and advises letting it rest to achieve a clean bite. Chelsea's most GOAT thing that nobody talks about is learning to wrestle at 24, calling it a "slay." Trish's hidden GOAT accomplishment is her yoga practice, highlighting her flexibility and bending ability, which she believes deserves more recognition. The topic of smells brings contrasting opinions. Chelsea finds vanilla smells to be the best, while the worst is body odor, strongly advising people to shower. For binge-worthy Netflix shows outside of WWE, Chelsea picks "Bridgerton," and Trish chooses "Squid Games." Their GOAT songs are Linkin Park's "Numb" for Chelsea and Queen's "Bohemian Rhapsody" for Trish. The GOAT WWE crowd reaction, according to Chelsea, is the European fans' ability to create chants for every wrestler. Trish believes the GOAT WWE match to show a new fan would be Lita versus Trish, highlighting its significance as the first women's main event on Raw. Chelsea, however, would showcase her own matches, specifically the dumpster match or her United States Women's Championship win. The best risk Chelsea ever took was texting Triple H to ask for her job back. Trish's greatest risk was being in a gravy bowl match, where she was thrown off the Raw stage by Stacy Keibler, a moment that became a recurring opening for Raw for years. Regarding ignored advice, Chelsea admits she often ignores her dad's advice, particularly about not dyeing her hair blonde, which resulted in a "scarecrow" look. Trish, on the other hand, claims to be very open to advice, especially from those with experience, and always tries to apply it. The GOAT WWE entrance, not their own, is Stephanie McMahon's for Chelsea (with a warning not to tell her), and Stone Cold Steve Austin's for Trish, citing the iconic glass shatter. For wrestling storylines they wish they were part of, Chelsea mentions Sonya Deville versus Mandy Rose, particularly a hair versus hair match, as she always wanted to shave her head. Trish expresses a desire to be part of "The Bloodline" storyline, given its origin from her. Their GOAT in any industry are Michael Jordan for Chelsea and Shania Twain for Trish, with a brief mention and apology to Selena Gomez. The video concludes with a sneak peek of a segment featuring Obafemi and Jacob Fatu. Obafemi humorously talks about the "goat smell" being related to changing seven children's diapers, equating it to being a "real man" and attributing his physique to lifting babies. He lists dumpsters, un-showered people, and messy living spaces as other bad smells. Jacob Fatu emphasizes the importance of family support, their Polynesian roots, and the pride and happiness of seeing their family watch them. He also finds joy in waking up and seeing his kids. The final thought comes from someone who finds joy in people telling them they smell nice.