My Bank Called In the Middle of My Ted Talk | Mike Albo | TED

Mike Albo addresses the audience in Hotlanta, planning to discuss smartphone control. He's interrupted by an alarming bank text. A bank representative, Danny, confirms suspicious activity and asks to verify recent transactions. Mike denies purchases in Philadelphia, Puerto Vallarta, and Toronto. Danny then asks about genuine purchases: Whole Foods, Smith Street Wine, and Loco Coco Saloon, which Mike confirms, admitting he was with a guy named Jeff. Danny continues, confirming Mike's Grindr and Scruff membership renewals, another wine purchase from a different store, and the reason for it. Danny then reveals Mike went home, ate standing at the sink, ordered "Call Me By Your Name" on iTunes, cried, checked his appearance, purchased a Peloton, took a torso photo, scrolled Scruff, drank more wine, cried, and passed out staring at a hot man on his screen. Mike confirms all of this. Danny then details Mike's rush to the airport, checking Scruff and Grindr in Atlanta, and even looking for hot guys in the audience just before getting on stage, which is when the bank text came in. Danny concludes Mike's transactions are in order, cancels his card, and calls him a "drunk, gay tramp."