J'étais pas prêt cette fois-ci

The speaker begins by describing a woman he saw, noting her "crisp" smile and how she checked him out. He jokingly attributes this to him being a "dominant, thirsty male" and reflects on the reality women face globally. He then shifts to his surroundings, describing a tattooed man and the constant presence of "reptilian brain" thoughts. He mentions a driver in a Jeep who gave him a look, possibly disapproving of the camera. He then transitions to an impromptu tour of the area, riding his Red Bull-themed XR80 motorcycle. He expresses his contentment with the bike and makes a reference to the Carole circuit, a motorcycle track near Paris he visited once. He confirms his location near Sunset Boulevard and Fairfight, heading towards the legendary Sunset Strip, a place frequented by celebrities like Brad Pitt, Patrick Bruel, Johnny Hallyday, and Tom Cruise. He jokes about "George the lollipop" making a comeback in his "shoe box," and acknowledges that he often improvises and talks nonsense to create content. He observes a woman checking her Tesla's tire pressure alone, and dismisses the idea of helping her, stating "time is money," a philosophy he, as a 48-year-old married Frenchman, lives by, prioritizing his own affairs and money, and "f***ing people" in general. He expresses his intention to retire in Costa Rica because Los Angeles "sucks" and is not even ready for the World Cup. He spots a beautiful M4 in a unique yellow-green color. He then navigates "Crest Heights Boulevard," a winding road leading up into the hills and down into Studio City. He describes a tense moment with a driver with a big beard, and decides to ride on the sidewalk due to aggressive drivers. He humorously refers to himself as "Pedro Croan, the landscaper," cutting through bushes. He mentions Hollywood and its hills, where producers like Luc Besson and actors like Jean Dujardin reside. He observes a Tesla climbing a steep road and a Range Rover. He finds himself chased by a Prius, which he lets pass, noting the driver's "big beard." He jokes about enjoying "good bearded men," especially after lunch with egg yolk in their beards. He continues through the magnificent Hollywood hills, hoping there are no dogs, wolves, or coyotes around. He notes that Prius drivers are often aggressive, attributing it to an "inferiority complex" and a desire to prove their driving skills despite their car's perceived lack of power. He confirms this is a known phenomenon in the local press. He enjoys the ride and asks if the viewer wants him to be silent. He then points out a wooden villa belonging to Pierre Richard, who he says has Ray-Bans, a Porsche collection, and a Buddha statue. He notes the villa is for sale, as is a collection of Porsches. He mentions Michael Douglas, the real estate agent, and people jogging in the hills. He points out stairs, some public, some private, and a gate, indicating a private area. He observes many workers – landscapers, masons, technicians – maintaining the houses, suggesting a shortage of money. He encounters a man with "hitman" sunglasses, which he finds a bit scary. He describes the steep climb, worrying about the engine and clutch, and humorously laments the three-hour commute for milk and cereal. He spots a person on a terrace who saw him and turned away. He notes the prevalence of Airbnb rentals in the area, allowing people to play "movie producer" for a few weeks. He notes the "hinterland" feel, similar to Le Cannet. He sees a renovated pavilion and then larger, modern houses in Hollywood. He points out workers maintaining these homes. He describes the view from the hills, which he finds stunning, despite the GoPro not capturing it accurately. He contrasts the housing situation with Brazil, where the poor live in the hills and the rich in accessible areas, whereas in Hollywood, the higher and more scenic the location, the more expensive it is. He observes a large construction site and notes the steepness of the driveways. He appreciates the magnificent, unobstructed view and the cooler temperatures on the hidden side of the mountain, which avoids direct sun exposure in the evening. He points out a four-story pavilion under renovation with scaffolding. He mentions the presence of coyotes, who, due to hunger, have lost their fear of humans and scavenge in bins, sometimes encountering chihuahuas. Mountain lions are rarer. He describes beautiful houses with multiple floors, parking, terraces, and jacuzzis. He concludes by thanking the viewer and making a final humorous remark about coyotes.