We Are The Worst Couple Ever

The video features a couple participating in "Couplecraft," a series of Minecraft mini-games designed to test their relationship. The game has a notorious curse, causing many participating couples to break up. The couple aims to defy this curse and emerge as Minecraft's greatest power couple. They begin with a "red light, green light" game, where one partner cheats but they express affection for each other. They note that many participants aren't actual couples, and they are one of the few genuine couples returning from last year's Couplecraft, celebrating their survival for another year. The first official mini-game asks "Which partner is most likely to fall over anywhere they go?" The male partner initially thinks he got it wrong, believing the question is for "failures." The female partner admits to being clumsy, with the male partner confirming her clumsiness. Another question probes "When was the last moment you cried?" The male partner recalls crying when a monster died in a game, while the female partner claims to have cried "a river." Next up is "Love is Blind," a challenge requiring precise movement and coordination. One partner guides the other through an obstacle course. They struggle initially, mistaking practice rounds for actual gameplay and finding the controls difficult. Despite some fumbles, they manage to complete a practice round, with the male partner commenting on the "gravity mass" aspect of the movement. They face difficulty with precise jumps and bumps from other players. A joke segment follows, with the male partner asking "Where does Darth Vader get his sneakers from?" The answer, "The Darth Mall," is met with a mixed reaction, and a chat comment from a "sip lord" finds it offensive. Another question: "Which partner is most likely to go to jail?" This prompts a brief discussion about other duos from "Money SMP." The couple then celebrates winning "Couplecraft," expressing their affection and sending each other virtual gifts like "power backs" and "honey cake." The male partner recalls a time the female partner sent him flowers, which made him happy. The game continues with "Which partner would win in a one v one?" The female partner confidently claims she would win, especially in games like Tetris. They also ponder "Which could successfully land an airplane?" The male partner suggests the female partner, as she drives. The female partner then recounts a bizarre dream about a "regime" and a "savior" named "bacon waffles." The next challenge, "Kill or be Killed," involves tagging specific mobs. They struggle to understand the rules, with the male partner instructing the female partner to shoot various animals like llamas, pandas, and chickens. They encounter glitches and confusion, unsure if they are earning points correctly. They realize they can't tag already-owned mobs and need to coordinate their kills. Despite their efforts, they believe they didn't get enough points, with the male partner lamenting that they "didn't get any" and the female partner suggesting that others can "untag" animals. They continue to tag various animals, including pigs, rabbits, and bees, aiming to increase their score. The male partner dies after attempting a melee attack, mistaking it for Overwatch controls. They ultimately lose the round. The female partner confesses she's not good at the game, to which the male partner responds that it's "totally okay." They acknowledge their lack of talent in this particular game. Despite their struggles, they claim to have won the round by a lot, contradicting their earlier performance. The male partner teases the female partner about her aiming skills, but then defends her from a chat comment. A question about how the male partner would spend a million dollars reveals a contrast: he'd buy a Lamborghini for himself but donate to charity in real life. The female partner expects a "tenner" if he wins a million. They reflect on their ability to win games that test their relationship knowledge, even if they're not good at the physical challenges. Another question, "Who's more likely to die in a car crash?" is met with affection. The female partner brings up a past "crush" on "Toy Chica," which the male partner dismisses as a joke tweet. They express their love for each other, and the female partner asks for tiramisu. The "Ask for it Block" game requires one partner to describe a build for the other to recreate without seeing it. They decide to build something simple, like a heart. The male partner struggles to understand the instructions, mistaking a "love heart" for "TungTong colors" and then an "Among Us" character. The female partner guides him, instructing him to use pink wool to outline a heart. They eventually complete a rudimentary heart shape. They then switch roles, with the female partner building a "tower" and a "ladder." They then work on building "Tung Sah," but miss a slab. Despite their perceived poor performance, they wonder how they didn't come in last. The video concludes with more questions: "What's your love language?" and "What would you keep with you on a deserted island?" The female partner says she'd take tiramisu. They discuss a stream where rubber bands were put around a watermelon until it exploded. The game ends, and they reflect on their performance. The male partner gets a "speeding ticket" for listening to "Billy Jean." They acknowledge that while they didn't win the event, they "won in real life" by finding love and remaining together, unlike many other couples in the "Couplecraft" curse. They conclude by expressing their love for each other and thanking viewers.