JE REAGIS A VOS TEMPS D'ECRAN 💀 (vous devriez avoir honte)

The speaker opens by asking viewers to subscribe to their channel before the video starts. They apologize for not streaming recently due to working on a new project and signing papers, but confirm everything is now fine. They express hope for new subscribers and mention having visited Vinius and asked for his suit. The speaker admits to being lazy about creating an intro lately but promises a new one for their upcoming studio, which they believe viewers will enjoy. They jokingly note that despite their three-day absence, no one seemed to notice, questioning how they could be missed if viewers are skipping their live streams. They encourage viewers, especially those not going out on a Saturday night, to subscribe, emphasizing that it helps with their morale and various projects, particularly a documentary that is costing a lot of money. They mention not having any "OPs" (presumably brand operations or sponsored content) for a long time and stream at least three times a week, but haven't made a video in three months, humorously claiming to be struggling. They clarify that life is actually going well, but subscriptions are for funding their projects, with all money going into their company. The speaker recounts a recent trip to the cinema to watch "Mario Galaxy," which they found "not amazing but good." They express a desire to expand their cinematic culture, reminiscing about frequently going to the cinema alone with a monthly pass when they were younger. They then transition to discussing Easter, noting that tomorrow is Easter and Monday is a holiday. They wonder if people still hunt for eggs, recalling that they didn't get to do so at their mother's house due to financial constraints, but enjoyed it with their foster family, who provided Kinder eggs and other treats. They share a memory of their first cinema experience, watching the movie "Hop" with one of their foster families, which they loved. The speaker then outlines the evening's plans: no Valallo, but rather Rex Strikeagram, Gazo vsmena Santana, 20 women, and possibly "Hello Neighbor 2." They are excited about "Hello Neighbor 2" as they enjoyed the first one and are curious about the sequel. This leads to a discussion about the return of "Let's Play React Media," suggesting they might react to something interesting if there's anything new. The speaker announces they filmed a video with Testy Crusy today, which might be released tomorrow. They reveal they are advocating with Testy Crusy's management to create a smaller, 5-euro platter with a drink, as some customers find the larger platter too big and often leave half of it. They propose a 5-euro option (or 4.99 euros, but prefer 5 to avoid dealing with change) for a small platter and a can of soda. Next, the speaker suggests bringing back interactive segments with viewers, asking them to send in their screen time. They propose judging viewers' homes, setups, and even their girlfriends, humorously suggesting some might be "disconnected from reality." They also discuss a "daronet game" (a game involving fathers) which they say belongs to Ilan and was originally Kassim's, joking about Kassim being a "thief." The speaker then shares an anecdote about their younger brother, whose room is a mess. They recall telling him to give the PC cable to their mother before they could talk, but he still spends too much time on his phone. They then mention plans for tomorrow: attending the Kings League with Michou, followed by a stream with Ilan. They describe how Michou convinced them to come, flattering them by saying the team needed them. The speaker initially expressed concern about travel logistics, needing to leave Kings League by 7 PM to be with Ilan by 8:30 PM. Michou offered to arrange a moto-taxi for both trips, which the speaker gratefully accepted, praising Michou for sharing his wealth and not being like Squeezie, who "keeps all the money for himself" and doesn't collaborate with others. The speaker jokingly supports Squeezie's approach, saying if he weren't so "stingy," they would spam him to appear in their videos. The conversation abruptly shifts to a video clip of a fight. The speaker watches intently, describing the actions: a push, a hit to the shoulder, a racket strike to the back, and then a more intense confrontation involving a chokehold and ground and pound. They express excitement for this type of content, praising the participants, particularly "Cocotte," and the event itself. They note the popularity of such events in Quebec/Canada, where streamers and YouTubers engage in charity fights, finding it "too cool" to see people fight. They then address a viewer's request to "redo pic," but question if their own video has even been released, noting its low viewership. They mention a past frustration with only completing 15% of a game with Samo and wanting to do more. The speaker shares a story about a trip to New York where they bought a round of drinks for everyone, costing over $700. They clarify they paid this personally, not through their company, to avoid issues with their accountant. After this expense, they humorously admit to "mooching" off their subscribers for free drinks throughout the rest of the night, using their best acting skills to pretend they were out of money. They express gratitude to those subscribers who bought them drinks. They consider re-watching old clips of "the walk" (presumably a past event or challenge) with Ilan, recalling how mentally strong they had to be and thanking those who offered water and drinks during the walk, even if some were motivated by appearing on camera. They hint at a "Walk V2 in Algeria" in September, suggesting it was a significant experience and that they might even expand it to multiple countries. The speaker concludes the segment by announcing they will now launch Discord to react to viewers' screen times and judge who among them is "crazy." They then proceed to review various screen time submissions. They react to a user with 6 hours of screen time as "normal," but are shocked by 22 hours of TikTok. They then reveal their own screen time: 11 hours a day, with significant time spent on Google, X (formerly Twitter), and TikTok (17 hours this week, 23 hours in another week). They also mention 6 hours of Brawl Stars in a week. They are hesitant to delve deeper into their Google history. They continue reviewing viewer submissions, expressing alarm at 33 hours of TikTok in a week, describing it as "concerning" and a "scrambled brain." They question 29 hours of YouTube and mention "Amour Sucré" and "Eldorado" (a game). They find 20 hours of Twitch impressive. They are incredulous at a user who only used their phone for 1 hour and 15 minutes in a day. They also note that reviewing screen time on non-iPhone devices is more difficult. The speaker then reacts to 19 hours of TikTok and another user with 26 hours of Snapchat, asking what they could possibly be doing for that long. They find 14 hours of TikTok (2 hours a day) "decent." They then encounter a submission with 39 hours of YouTube, 36 hours of TikTok, and 31 hours of Snapchat in one week, calculating this totals 106 hours, or a minimum of 15 hours per day across these three apps, calling it "terrifying." They playfully call out a user named Mila for their high screen time. They also mention "Roblox," "Block Blast," and "Car Parking," suggesting boredom. Another user with 34 hours of Netflix and 24 hours of Subway Surfer is told to "go run on real rails." The speaker concludes by stating that most viewers seem normal, except for those with exceptionally high screen times. They mention "40 hours of Snapchat" in disbelief before ending the stream, noting they need to do an update.