
SB737 Got The Rarest Chestplate on Lifesteal World..๐ฑ
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The speaker, mayor of Peaceful Civilization, recounts a series of chaotic events. Earlier, Theo, whose base is 200 blocks away, accused their citizens of releasing his villagers and destroying his farm. Simultaneously, Lopez messaged the mayor that Spud, another citizen, was attempting a coup and had declared himself mayor in an unauthorized election.
Upon logging in, the mayor found Theo in their base, accusing them and others on a tour of Peaceful Civilization. Theo, suspecting everyone, made them remove their armor, brought them to his civilization for questioning, then returned to examine evidence. Lopez then admitted to releasing Theo's villagers, immediately turning invisible, gaining strength, and jumping into a hidden hole. Theo followed, only to be killed by stalagmites, an act the mayor attributes to Lopez's "200 IQ."
Fearing retaliation, the mayor messaged Theo, pleading not to bomb Peaceful Civilization. Theo replied, "Too late." Spud, exhibiting his usual behavior, fled at the first sign of danger.
Infi, another character, was reported to have "logged off for good," having apparently been banned or slain by an Enderman after one-cycling the Ender Dragon.
Later, Uncolnish arrived, revealing a trade with Lopez for a chest plate, creating a temporary "avenue of peace" between them, despite previous hostilities. Uncolnish clarifies he is not allied with Theo, viewing him as an enemy despite a past temporary alliance. Lopez offers Uncolnish protection and hearts in exchange for the chest plate.
The mayor learns that Theo murdered Jack the blue sheep, one of their citizens. Unbeknownst to Theo, invisible players were hiding underground and killed him in retaliation. The mayor views this as a necessary act to protect his people.
The group then discovers an item, possibly Theo's, which they rename "the retirement home," with the intention of destroying or "tainting" it. It is revealed to be the only netherite chest plate on the server. The mayor considers putting thorns on it, but is advised against it.