Trying to Survive a YouTuber Anarchy Server...

The player logs into Lifesteal, immediately encountering chaos with massive traps, including a dripstone trap where someone spawned a Wither at spawn. The server is described as crazy, and the player must be careful because dying means losing a heart, and fighting on low hearts is undesirable. However, the team is ready to retaliate if provoked. The player's teammate kills someone named Will, which doesn't surprise the player. The player then gets stuck in a trap, running out of wind charges, but manages to escape using a totem. The trap was elaborate, involving sand, and the team marvels at how quickly it was built. They speculate the builder was working on it while they were at his base. Despite the trap, no one on the player's team died, which the builder, Brute, was likely disappointed by. The trap relied heavily on water, which the builder was "abusing." The team discusses the difficulty of building traps that account for totems, suggesting a funnel design is needed. They consider whether to bother with keys, deciding to keep them in case someone needs to craft a heart. The player has 55 keys and gives some to May, who has 15 wind charges left. The team contemplates their next move: farming gold, going to Spud, or hunting Enfume, whose base location is known by one member but needs confirmation. The player expresses a desire to kill Enfume, who killed Matter Melon. While one character insists it was an organized duel, another highlights the difference between an ordinary player killing Matter Melon and "one of the best speedrunners in the world" doing it. The player is then asked about base coordinates but needs to switch calls. They reflect on the unfortunate trap incident, glad they didn't die. They consider stalking Brute's base, knowing he's on three hearts and will likely return to fix his trap. There's a humorous suggestion to give Brute a crafted heart before killing him, as he was reportedly in a "bad way" and needed gas tears and keys. The player admits to telling Brute how to craft hearts, reasoning that more hearts mean he's a more valuable target. Later, a court case at spawn escalates, and someone spawns a Wither, leading to widespread violence. The player's team, including Uncle and Flo, gets involved in the chaotic PvP, with "Execute Order 66" being shouted. They focus on killing Theo. During the fight, Flo is seen killing, and another player, Wolfie, is part of a plan. An invisible player, SB, is also present. The player gets jumped by multiple opponents, including Fay and Zam, and an invisible person. The player feels targeted, believing everyone thinks they are the biggest threat. They lose their ice and run out of speed, attributing the loss to being outnumbered. After the fight, the player expresses frustration about being 4v1ed, especially by Zam, calling it "shameless." They plan to hunt Prince Zam until he is killed, refusing to log off until vengeance is achieved. The player offers loot to Uncle and discusses making gear sets. They note that Fay is unlikely to get his items back. The player hears that Zam is back at spawn, near the court, and decides to pursue him, leaving Fay's dropped items behind. The player focuses on crafting gear, finding it easy to enchant leggings and boots. They realize they are low on iron for anvils but find more. The player has a full set of armor for Uncle. While returning to base, the player spots Zam's portal, but it turns out to be Theo. The player reflects on the opponents' loud and aggressive taunts during the fight, finding them annoying and excessive. The player reveals they were wearing sunglasses the entire time, even during the fight where they killed Fay, claiming they can't see anything. They explain they wear sunglasses every time they go to court, having been a witness in their second case in a month. The player discusses needing speed and strength potions and moving inventory items. They still have Zam's sword. They suspect an invisible player, possibly Fruit or Twan, has been trying to trap them all day, noting their obvious bait. The invisible person has many hearts and is hard to kill. The player plans to brew more potions, gather hearts, and return to spawn to continue the fight. They consider using invis potions for escape and threaten to kill everyone until they reveal Zam's or Torp's base. They return to base, give Uncle items, and stock up on wind charges and speed potions. The player mentions dying on 11 hearts in a previous fight but coming out with 12, implying they recovered a heart from Fay. They declare they are getting "vengeance" and moving like Batman. The player plans to log off briefly but is concerned about being jumped again by the invisible person who has traps everywhere, including Mog Swamp's base, his walls, and a random mountain. Fruit also had a trap, possibly a KB trap, but it failed. The player now has a totem. At spawn, the player is 2v1ed by invisible people, realizing it's Luigi and Hannah, who are allies. They initially mistake them for Fruit and Will, who they would fight, but since it's allies, they plan to run and draw out the invis players. Hannah confirms they aren't fighting. Minute, an ally, is on the way with three sets of pots. The player notes one of the invisible opponents is "counter-webbing," indicating a skilled player, confirming it's likely Will and Fruit. They regret not using Speed II potions enough. The player gets caught in a void trap and dies. They are frustrated but impressed by the trap, which they believe Fruit and Will spent the entire session building. The team decides to gear up the player again, offering a heart back. They discuss needing to farm gold. The player and Minute plan a 2v2 against Mug and Squid, who are disliked by others. They prepare for battle, with the player expressing reluctance but accepting the challenge. Uncle also prepares. During the 2v2, the player's team gives Uncle gaps (golden apples) because he had none. The fight begins. The player gets caught in a web but is fine. They eventually kill Zam, looting his items. The player then confronts Torp, suggesting their "beef" should be settled after killing him, desiring a respectful death. The player expresses pride in Uncle's performance. They then invite Zam to a call to "squash the beef," wanting to end the constant fighting and not have to look over their shoulder. They advocate for being friends, arguing that they've fought and killed each other enough. Zam questions why the player wants to squash the beef. The player explains that he killed Roshambo on day one because he was the only person he saw on the meter and was already 4000 blocks out, feeling wrong not to kill him, comparing it to how they sometimes see Uncle. Zam and Torp find this explanation unhelpful. The player reiterates that he always looks out for himself and his team, and expects others to do the same. Zam and Torp, however, state they will continue hunting the player and Uncle. The player warns them that Uncle has been training and will be a formidable opponent, especially when the player's alternate account, SB, is involved. Zam and Torp accept their defeat, allowing the player and Uncle to keep their loot. The player expresses gratitude for the "supply drop." The encounter ends with goodbyes and the player noting Uncle is now up to 13 hearts. The player emphasizes that they offered a way out, but respects that their opponents didn't take it. They conclude by stating the desperate need for gold and anticipating end chests.