
An unforgivable creature: and a very bad cat
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The speaker confronts their cat, Clinton, about not taking a mashed-up pill hidden in a treat. The cat is accused of partially chewing and cheeking the pill, despite having supposedly eaten it and meowed afterward. The speaker expresses frustration over the cost of the pills and Clinton's apparent weakness, questioning why the cat is on the counter if it's too weak to get into the litter box. Clinton consistently responds negatively when urged to take the pill, even extending a claw.
The speaker emphasizes the importance of Clinton taking the pill for his health and longevity, mentioning special food and a thyroid pill. The cat's tendency to jump on counters is also brought up, with the speaker joking that if Clinton is going to be on the counter, he should at least take his pill there.
A strategy for ensuring Clinton takes his medication involves asking for his political opinions. If Clinton doesn't respond, it's an indication he's trying to cheat the pill by holding it in his cheek, as speaking makes it harder to spit out. The speaker asks Clinton about various political topics, including the war in Iran, Donald Trump, Tucker Carlson, and the midterms, noting that small meows are not sufficient proof he's swallowed the pill.
The speaker recalls Clinton's similar behavior at two years old after surgery. The speaker also questions Clinton about a Climate Town video that featured the speaker but not the cat, implying a sense of insult. Although satisfied that Clinton eventually took the pill, the speaker notes that Clinton missed a dose from the previous night due to cheeking it. The video concludes with the advice to ensure a cat vocalizes after medication to confirm they haven't cheeked their pill.