Fils de Jacques Martin milliardaire à la rue

The speaker is in Hollywood, noting that there are apartments for rent with low deposits. He encounters someone on a motocross bike, dismissively calling him a "moron." He then expresses admiration for a Dodge SRT Skat, highlighting its features. The scene shifts to people who appear to be from Russia, described as "handsome." The speaker observes a woman with gold teeth and a gold grill, along with a "very short" outfit, pushing a baby in a stroller with her husband. He remarks on the "clash of cultures" on the Champs-Élysées, describing the woman's attire as "100% naked," which he wasn't prepared for. He emphasizes that it's "not like home." He then discusses the concept of "Happy Hour," which he believes was adopted from British or American markets, as it didn't exist in France during his youth in the 80s and 90s. He describes Happy Hour as a time for cheap drinks and food, like whisky at 50% off and inexpensive sandwiches, typically between 3 PM and 5 PM when places are less crowded. He calls it a "joyful hour" where everyone is happy, akin to "the walk of happy people" at a Parisian bistro. The speaker then describes an incident involving a broomstick and a pair of "sky" trousers that got caught. He mentions a "blower" and a security guard, who he initially found intimidating because the guard was "blowing on his neck" and "in his butt." He later clarifies that the security guard was simply finishing his shift. He then spots a black Porsche, describing it as "100% illegal" due to its tinted windows. He admires the car and its driver, who is dressed in a blazer, sneakers, and an Hermès belt, referring to him as "handsome" like people from "Tanis" in Panama. He then introduces his "American friend" named Tesla, who owns tattoo shops and sells t-shirts, sharing the same name as the electric car company. The speaker observes a large gathering of chauffeurs with Cadillacs and SUVs, suggesting that they are waiting for celebrities. He mentions Hollywood Boulevard and abandoned, disused plots of land. He sees a pizza delivery person on an enduro bike and remarks on the "controllées d'Hollywood Boulevard," struggling to articulate the phrase. He then encounters a man on the street who reminds him of Plastic Bertrand, a Belgian singer. He references a film where Plastic Bertrand's character dies. The speaker then mentions René Martin and Jacques Martin, claiming that the Martin family stole billions of dollars in France. He states that they tried to kill Jacques Martin multiple times a year and a half ago, and that he was shot and "defenestrated" in a film. He implies that Hollywood and Israeli police were involved in trying to steal his billions. The speaker then speaks with Jacques Martin, who confirms that he was almost a billionaire, having inherited billions in France, but it was all stolen. He came to the streets of Hollywood, where they tried to kill him, and he's been on the run for a year and a half. Martin is about to play a card game. The speaker expresses sorrow for this "tragic story" of a man who lost everything. He then encounters a woman with a star on her right nostril, describing her as "beautiful." He reiterates the tragic story of Jacques Martin, the former almost-billionaire, whose inheritance was stolen, forcing him onto the streets where his life was threatened. The speaker navigates through traffic, noting the danger and the need to ride on the sidewalk due to the concrete, unlike the asphalt in Panama. He exchanges glances with someone and then describes a woman with leopard print and "triple-focus" glasses, suggesting she is hyperopic. He notes that being on the street 24/7 makes one distrustful and constantly observant. He expresses gratitude to someone who complimented his dirt bike and then points out a Starbucks, remarking on the high price of coffee (at least $4 for a medium latte). He greets an "Indian" man from Pakistan or Bangladesh who is living his "American dream" in Hollywood. The speaker then describes driving like a "boss," turning around on the sidewalk for safety, especially with large cars like a Maserati backing up. He notes that the Maserati has "47" written on it and is driving slowly, perhaps to be seen on camera. He continues to navigate the complex and dangerous street, expressing fear. He then observes a group of basketball players, waiting for them to pass. He shouts instructions to "pass the ball" and "don't be selfish." He describes a basketball play, ending with a missed three-pointer. Finally, he encounters a "Teckel" (dachshund) dog, which he calls a "wiener dog." He shares a personal story about his family's Teckel when he was a child, describing it as "infernal" because it constantly humped people's calves, shoes, and anything it could get hold of, including chair and table legs. He concludes the story sadly, stating that the Teckel died without ever experiencing the "true pleasures of the flesh," only rubbing against inanimate objects and family members' legs. He then observes someone spitting and expresses his confusion, noting that he hasn't been in France for 40 years. He reiterates the tragic fate of the family Teckel, which never knew true joy.