Tomodachi Life's Most Unlikely Romance

Welcome back to Tomodachi Life. In this episode, we're adding more characters and exploring their crazy dynamics. We already have me, Harry, Pim from Smiling Friends, and John Pork. Our first new addition is Margaret Thatcher, the Iron Lady. She's described as very wrinkled, with an "evil blue" eye color, and needing some tweaking to capture her essence. Her hair is a "real kicker." After some adjustments, including removing a "mole" and adding big earrings, her appearance is finalized. Her birth year is noted as 1925, making her 100 or 101 this year, and her movement is "super slow" because she's "dead." Her personality is very British, between polite and direct, very flat, incredibly serious, and impossibly normal. She's reserved, logical, headstrong, cautious, and calmly lays out facts, an introvert. We get her a blue lady suit, fitting her government persona, which she immediately approves of. She expresses a desire to "break out of her shell." Next, Pim from Smiling Friends has a problem with his look, but after a compliment, he realizes he's fine as he is. I decide to treat everyone to pesto pasta for dinner, except Margaret Thatcher, who gets an egg. Harry wants a bench placed nearby, and his "dream bench" is installed. Margaret Thatcher is seen running around "giddy high relaxing," which I find amusing given her persona. John Pork then interrupts with breaking news: another person is joining the island. We introduce Haley Welch, or "Hawk Tour." She's described as a standard-looking person, a bit pink, with eyes needing highlights and a "sparkle" – her "famous hawk tour sparkle." She also has "smile lines" and a "tiredness," suggesting "it's all a bit much for her." After some adjustments to her eye size, her look is finalized. Her name is spelled "Halier" due to a "weird" spelling. Her birthday is April 19th, making her only a month older than me. She's quick, "on them trends," quite direct, has an "intense energy," is "pretty laidback," and "maximum quirky energetic." She's an "energetic adventurer." Haley is the first to eat pesto pasta and likes it. We then try to find her an outfit, settling on a sombrero as a cowboy hat isn't available, which she also likes. Margaret Thatcher interrupts again with news that Lambburg Island is welcoming new residents. Harry then expresses a desire for something I made personally. To fulfill this, we build a studio workshop where unique clothing, food, and more can be created. I decide to make a "vape cake" for Harry, which he "hates," despite our supposed best friendship. Pim and Haley Welch are seen playing "TIG." John Pork feels "wobbly" and asks for help to "clear his mind," which I assist with. I then check on myself, noting my love for pesto pasta, though I'd place it below sushi. I decide to use "Chud quotes" for my character's expressions. Pim wants to play a pixel quiz. He asks me to identify an image, which I guess as "Charlie Brown," "vape," or "Saltine crackers." The correct answer is a "Daramoto game." As a consolation prize, I give him toilet paper, which I decide to give to Margaret Thatcher, noting its commodity status during "co" (presumably COVID). Thatcher is unsure what to make of it. Haley Welch also feels "wobbly," and I help her clear her head, which she's thinking about "vape cake." She "flipping loves baked cake," calling it the number one food she's ever eaten, and levels up. Haley and Harry are seen getting along. A strange black and white scene occurs where Harry and Haley are seen discussing "vape" with "blushing" faces, suggesting a "hotly discussing" or possibly romantic interaction. I decide to make John Pork and Margaret Thatcher talk, feeling they have the best chance of being friends. They get acquainted, and Thatcher finds John "so funny," indicating they get along. I find Margaret Thatcher a "dream room" in a house. To level her up, I want her to say "I hate the poor." Another new Mii is added: House MD. His movement is slow due to a limp. He's incredibly direct, intense, impossibly serious, mostly normal, a little quirky, confident, self-assured, a by-the-book straight talker, and puts a premium on results. I get him some clothes. Harry and Haley Welch go to bed. Harry dreams of me giving him a strawberry, which he initially seems scared of but then loves. Haley dreams of Pim and Harry as flowers withering. House receives a flower costume and I make him "Vicodin" in the studio, which he loves, despite it being a mischaracterization of his addiction. House then meets Margaret Thatcher. Despite my hope for them to get along "like a house on fire," their initial interaction is brief and not immediately positive. I try to make myself interact with Thatcher, but decide against it, refusing to "date Margaret Thatcher." Harry and Thatcher then meet, and I note they are "like-minded" and "conservative in their views." Gregory House then expresses romantic feelings for Margaret Thatcher, saying he's "fallen in love" and asking how he "never noticed her many charms before." He's "actually in love." I quickly check my own character to ensure no similar feelings. Haley Welch meets Margaret Thatcher, and Haley talks about "Tung Tung Tung," a recurring topic for her. We realize we have an uneven number of people, so we add "the Rizzler." He's given rosy cheeks and faint eyebrows. Born April 19th, 2016, he's a polite, energetic, quirky kid who doesn't take life too seriously and is "easy going." He meets me and expresses excitement about exploring the island. Margaret Thatcher wants to be friends with Gregory House. They discuss lupus, and Thatcher chooses it over an "innate accessory case," leading House to declare they'll get along "like two P's in a suitcase" and become friends. House, however, wants to be "more than friends." I give Thatcher a Vicodin, but she doesn't like it. Pim then "toilet papers" someone. John Pork asks about my special talents, and I say I'm good at work. Pim tries to give Haley Welch a game boy from episode one, but she refuses. House has a medical issue, and Thatcher helps him, which strengthens their bond. He's "head over heels," and they are the "closest friends of the island so far." A travel ticket is available, and I decide to send House and Thatcher on a trip to Australia. They have a wonderful time, seeing kangaroos, the Great Barrier Reef, and the Great Ocean Road, suggesting they will be the "cutest couple." Haley Welch plays a coin spin game with John Pork, guessing tails, but it lands on heads. She receives toilet paper as a consolation prize. Haley and Harry meet again, and Harry dabs. John Pork and Haley Welch chat about "Tong Tong Tong," becoming friends. John Pork even starts calling Haley "Hawk Tour." The Rizzler is the only one without a friend, being too shy to talk to John Pork. House tries to confess his feelings to Margaret Thatcher, but he "puts her off." A restaurant, "Leanberg," is added to the island. Margaret Thatcher and Harry are found sleeping on the floor. I try again to get House to confess to Thatcher, but he's "friend-zoned," and his love for her "fades away." He's "over it," and they remain just mates. The episode concludes with the realization that "no one can love Margaret Thatcher, not even Dr. House."