C'est moi le vrai de vrai en Motocross

Alright, my friend, how are you? Let's go. On the sidewalks, let's go, let's go. So, this is a little chill vlog about Hollywood while I'm breaking in the brand new piston and segments. It's true. The stickers are also brand new. I'm going to show you guys, it's important. A little low-key restoration, as they say here, you see, chill slick street tires, we'll say. Honda stickers, the real ones, not the fake ones that are too long, you told me. The fairings are all new, except for this one, of course, the side panels. This one, of course, has scratches, we'll fix all that. Besides that, that's everything, guys. The handlebars are brand new, black, the foam there, black. He's going to crush me. Go ahead, smash everything in life. Daddy crushes feet, we won't say anything. Here's the cylinder piston. Well, you know, piston segments, used cylinder. Here, the small cover for the ignition, brand new. The paper gasket, brand new, the gold chain, brand new, the rear sprocket, brand new, the front pinion, brand new. What else? I think that's all. And of course, the used crankcase in good condition, transmission on the other side less scratched, you see. And that's all. And there's the paint, of course, Jean-Pierre Papin for the Heat Shield plate. Exactly, the shield against heat. You understood everything. So, here we go. We're off again. You're going to see Daddy's face. No problem, my brother. Oh, the sun, a killer. That's me, the real deal. Murz. Yeah, I'm coming. Robert, stay calm. Robert likes his little horn, like in Paris. You see, Rue Rivoli. I'm in first gear. Too bad, neutral, I'm here. Oh, he likes that, the guy. The motorist on Rue de Rivoli, the Champs-Élysées, Place de la Concorde. That's his thing. You see, the horn honk, that's his hobby. So, there are trash cans. There's a guy over there with a t-shirt, two t-shirts, one on his chest and shoulders, the other on his head. OK. That interests me. So, I cross, bang. There are baggy pants, of course. And hogs. Like that. I take the hogs. Hello. Look at the mouse. A beautiful girl. She smiled nicely. He had his hand in his pants. He had the t-shirt on his head. OK. He told me to go this way. You got a good breath, be careful, you're going to get run over, crushed. He told me to go, but well, a little bit of traffic. She has her hand in her back, tac. He was running with it, you know, like the rooster and feathers in the back. You see the rooster's tail. Anyway, we're strolling there calmly. We're breaking in the engine. The coffee grinder. You saw the guy, he was selecting some vinyls? Vintage Young Timer, absolutely. Little vinyl selection and everything, the old-school DJ, you see. Uh, I need to adjust the clutch, actually. There's a problem, guys. Excuse me, it engages a little too late, and I'm a premature guy, you know. Ah, it's very tight, Robert. I have the impression that weight training has been there. I'm not sure. We'll see. Yeah, it's better, but now it's too loose, actually. It engages too early. No, ma'am, so we adjust it, we're not scared. Take the fly. We test. It has to be perfect. There, perfect. Onion soup is better. OK. Alright, let's go, guys. I have 4 minutes of charge. Damn, only the tempo bit. Ah no, he's drinking a bit. He's very military, but he's crushing. Let's go. He's not Delta Force. He's not part, pardon, of the Delta Force, the American commandos. Delta farce is the big farce, Delta Force. What's he doing? Turn signal? No, I don't know. Blinker, no. I stop in the middle of Rue de Rivoli. To the right, no, to the left. I don't know, I don't know, bro. In my opinion, she's going to the post office. She was looking for the post office parking lot. It's true. Is it beautiful here? No, no, it's not beautiful. OK. It's not pretty like an MT la jolie. An MT la jolie is very pretty. We're off again. Hop! In a good break-in session, the big break-in session, I have trouble speaking, but on the other hand, I have the eye of a lynx and the ear of a fennec. Actually, there are too many people on the sidewalks. No, is it me or are there too many pedestrians? We're palpable, you see. We can't ride, smash everything, tear everything up. There's always a show-off. That's the problem with the city of Los Angeles, of Paris, of New York. That's why I'm going to move to Montlon in the beet fields, the countryside. Calm. Me, the cornfields, beet fields, Bobass. Yeah. Boss. Cows and goats. You see, she gets me, cows and goats, we're going to do some dirty things together. There's no guy, there's no guy, the handsome delivery guy, it's a girl, a beautiful boss on a big bike. Shame on me, guys, I have the small bike, she has the big one. He's a marine, a marine, marines are sailors, it's true, a real one, no, retired. The sailor fought in the war, he listened to rap. It's pushing from behind. Excuse me, the guys pushing from behind, the tourists in a rental car. Herz was angry, he gave me a dirty look and everything, like you're tiring me out. I tired him out, the guy behind the wheel on the Champs-Élysées. You see, tinted windows down, glasses like Léon the Professional, angry, the guy, 50 years old, hot. Angry Robert. Oh, the dog, a little dog. It was a French bulldog, I think, something like that. French bulldog, I think, huh. I think, I don't know. He was mini too, a good little head. I see handsome guys on the other side of the street, they look at me a little strangely. They are tourists from Venezuela, Colombia or Italy. And actually, they are a little bit, it's absurd, you see. Surprised by the 100% illegal motocross. Murder, murder in my underwear, I wasn't ready this time. He laughed and everything. The handsome guys, the thugs. Long live the thugs at 12 years old, the big thug. It's the final. Uh, there's a girl, she said "Hello" and everything. I promise you, a Latina, there were a lot of people on the balcony, well made up. A Colombian woman gave me a little smile. The truth, she loved her Daddy on a dirt bike. I advise you to buy a dirt bike to attract all the girls, what you call in France a "gonzesse vacuum cleaner". Whereas here we call it a "chick magnet". Magnet is a magnet. A female magnet. You attract females with your magnetic field and the term chick, that comes from, well, the little geniuses, the chicken, the chicks, little chicks, the little stroller, the chicklet, my little chicklet. So you become a chicklet magnet, a chick magnet. You call it what you want. OK. Magnet. OK. It's a term for girls here. You, you say "nana", a girl. Here, we say "chick" among many others. OK, my chick, she's my girl. OK, cool. The "Gonz vacuum cleaner", he has the hoodie, he's ready for life. The handsome guy's haircut, Ray-Ban, handsome guys. The handsome guys' haircut, Ray-Ban and everything. Wow! No, absolutely, the guy, he felt what? My ring and everything, he's there. Photo of the Church of Scientology. Ah, the guy's connected. Scientology, he loved it. Nice. Red light, green light. I'm coming. I'm colorblind, guys. It's true. Don't crush me in life. Thank you. I don't have the horn. And calm. What's happening to you? A biker who left, he's dead. I missed everything. Do you like Hollywood? So, they're going to move the Oscars. It's over. Next year, it's Downtown with the homeless, drugs and everything. The shit, the needles on the ground, the headbutts, sweeps, machete blows, knife blows, the homeless. It's over here. The Hollywood spot is finished. The red carpet will be moved downtown, calmly. He's scared, the genius there, little handbag as we like. No, nothing. She got scared and everything, she moved there. Go ahead, angry engines. I heard you. He's hot. Yeah, I see him. He's looking at me behind his chrome visor. Yeah, yeah, I feel hot. I think he wants to fight. Go ahead, go ahead, go ahead, give it your all, brother. Okay. Wrong way, my brother. Ah, he's high. He was high in the eyes. High. Did you see the pedestrian on the side? He's the one who yelled. I have crazy people here. You are crazy, guys. They are crazy on Rue de Rivoli. So I think I came across photos of Gare du Nord Saint-Lazar or something like that in Paris. Oh dear, the homeless, brother. You see, we make fun of Hollywood. Only homeless people in Gare Saint-Lazar, Gare du Nord. There, handsome Marcel, the Marcel. The handsome Marcel, handsome, handsome, handsome, less handsome already, but well, we do what we can, guys. Let's go, so only homeless people, I saw that in the Gare du Nord metro station or whatever. That's good, the mouse a bit. She's scared. OK. There's the mouse anyway. People are scared of motocross. I understand, you already know. I'm going in circles for my pleasure. A perfect circle, the ultimate perfect perfect circle. This little motocross isn't bad after all. CRF of ZF 80 cc original, almost broken in. We're not going to do 2000 km. How do you say "Pervanche" in Paris? That's it, "Pervanche" in Paris. The one who gives tickets. We call that a ticket here. A metro ticket. Well, a fine. It's the same. False friends. The clash of cultures. The clash of Bécherel. Exactly. Ticket. A fine. Damn. A ticket. I received a ticket. Oh really? A metro ticket. No, a fine. OK. Alright, stay calm, wrong way. Uh, but you, I'm going to laugh at you. Don't do that to me again, otherwise? A sweep. The guy didn't understand anything. What the fuck? But he still stopped. That's good. And Jenny, the ponytail. She has a ponytail. Wow! No, I gave a little sign but not even a smile. What was that song there at your place? Uh, "Get lost, you stink, walk in the shade. You're not even handsome on your bike. I'm not even talking to you. Get lost, you stink." Again, the couple with the baby, the t-shirt too short. The girls who work at Inena. Ah no, they're tourists. They bought the little hat. Ah, they're beautiful and everything. Whoa! A beautiful photo in the curved mirror. It's the thing that does 360, almost 120°. Handsome guys, the dreads and everything. There are handsome guys here. Uh, he looks like a CRS security guard over there. The police, the municipal police, pardon, it's also the Parisian security guard, the CRS there, Bobass, the French actor, what's his name, Vincent Cassel, he's there, the security guard, the municipal police. Hello. Straight ahead. It's rolling, filming. OK. Oh, thank you. But she's waiting and turning and everything. It's UGC, not Gaumont, the big player in the game. Vincent Cassel and everything filming. Hello. No gas. Yeah. Stop the flashes. Inspector Clouseau. We are here, security. The municipal police. Tac tac. The makeup is beautiful and handsome, thank you, thank you, handsome. We are here, RTL, TF1, everyone is here, Canal Plus. Look at the Ferrari of the future, made. Oh, the handsome guys, there are handsome guys. A big thug just stole the ode from me, no, not you, him. While waiting for the next one, don't forget, what is it again? Don't forget, always keep the big one, it's huge. Big, it's huge like blue balls. Potato. Go make your money, brother. Go, grace.