
LA GENDARMERIE M’ARRÊTE AVEC LA M3 D’INOXTAG 👮♂️🚔!! J’AI FAILLI Y PASSER 😱😨!!
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The speaker embarks on an "aberrant" 1000 km road trip from Paris to Monaco, driving his friend Inox's M3CS, a car he claims to have driven more than Inox himself. He prefers driving to flying due to the hassle of airport security. The M3CS, with 460 or 480 horsepower, is being taken to Monaco for a "very special project."
Starting in the heart of Paris on Avenue George 5, the GPS indicates 957 km, 8 hours and 21 minutes of travel, with an estimated arrival at 7:30 PM. The speaker notes the beautiful weather in Paris, contrasting with a week of rain, and admires the Eiffel Tower. He is dressed comfortably in a white tracksuit, having learned from a previous trip where formal attire caused discomfort.
The journey begins with some traffic, but the speaker is comfortable in the M3CS, feeling "in the M3CS vibe" in his tracksuit. He hadn't eaten before leaving and plans to find food on the road. He expresses excitement about returning to Monaco, where his Ferrari 812 Competizione awaits, having only driven it 10 km in two months. He promises a driving video with the Competizione soon.
Waze leads them on detours to avoid traffic, which the speaker finds confusing but trusts, noting that exiting Paris is always the most challenging part of the drive. He mentions having the car thoroughly cleaned before the trip, as his friend Ace's dog hair had caused an allergic reaction. He crosses the Seine, enjoying the brief "tourism."
The speaker reveals the "very good reason" for driving Inox's car to Monaco: a "giga surprise" for Inox. He plans to "renew" the car, likening it to a relationship needing novelty. He expresses gratitude to Inox for entrusting him with his first expensive and cherished car.
He describes the M3CS's sporty seats, which are slightly uncomfortable for long drives, and notes the car has about three-quarters of a tank of fuel, estimating a 500 km range on the highway. He praises the timing of their departure, as the roads are unusually empty for Paris. He hopes to avoid snow on the journey, as a rear-wheel-drive M3 is not ideal in such conditions.
The speaker reflects on his recent busy stay in Paris, where he filmed for other YouTube channels, diversifying his content. He cannot reveal details to avoid spoiling their concepts but hints at appearances in new genres. He acknowledges the "YouTube game codes" he's learned about not disclosing collaborations.
Entering the périphérique, he navigates traffic, appreciating the M3's distinctive double-bar mirrors. He encounters typical Parisian traffic but considers himself lucky that it's "rolling" rather than completely stopped. He realizes he forgot his automatic toll transponder, meaning he'll have to pay by credit card at every toll booth, which he finds inconvenient.
Exiting the périphérique onto the A6A towards Lyon, the speaker expresses satisfaction with the smooth start. He discusses his driving philosophy of being courteous, allowing others to merge, to avoid conflict, acknowledging that not everyone has an easy life. He then disables the GPS's voice, finding its interruptions annoying.
On the highway, the speaker sets the cruise control at 91 km/h in the right lane, appreciating the clear weather and beautiful landscapes. He contrasts this pleasant experience with the stress of air travel. He mentions his previous electric car (TCAN Turbo GT) was good for short trips but caused anxiety on long journeys due to range issues and charging times. He prefers the peace of mind of a thermal car for long distances, despite higher fuel costs.
The first toll booth is approached, and the speaker, without his transponder, prepares to pay by card. He briefly engages "M2 mode" for a "wild start" after the toll, experiencing some wheel spin. He reports 100 km covered, with fuel consumption at 9.4 L/100 km, slightly higher after his toll booth acceleration. He plans to stop for food around 1:30 PM and show the car's exterior.
He praises BMWs as excellent highway cars, favoring the M3 over the RS4 for long drives. He then shares a personal reflection, expressing gratitude for his privileged life, despite appearances of wealth. He enjoys the simple pleasure of driving alone, appreciating the scenery, and finding happiness in these solitary moments. He acknowledges that his content, showcasing expensive cars and money, might be perceived negatively but hopes viewers understand his passion. He values his solitude, finding peace and self-reliance in it, having been disappointed by others in the past. He believes that by relying on himself, he avoids the disappointment of external betrayals.
He expresses satisfaction with continuing YouTube, not just for the significant income, but for the joy of sharing his experiences with his audience, which gives him a sense of purpose and motivation. He recognizes that his content can motivate some while potentially demotivating others, but hopes to inspire young people to pursue their dreams.
The journey continues, passing wind turbines that fascinate him. With 776 km remaining, he anticipates arriving at 8 PM. He considers stopping at Pierro's showroom in Cannes for dinner and to film the car. Fuel consumption is now 10 L/100 km. He notes the changing weather and the M3's effective wipers, ensuring safety.
He stops at an Esso station in "L'aire de la forêt" for fuel, preferring its quiet atmosphere. He fuels up, noting the M3's smaller tank, and plans to resume the remaining 600+ km. He showcases the M3CS's exterior: the aggressive front end with yellow accents, carbon grille, black BMW logo, carbon front spoiler (which needs repair), blacked-out headlights, black original CS rims, and fluorescent yellow brake calipers. He also highlights the unique Grinardo color, which needs refreshing in some areas, and the rear carbon spoiler and diffuser. He then refuels, costing 75 euros for 35 liters, and buys snacks, including protein-rich items and nostalgic "ficello" cheese.
Back on the road, with 541 km range, he continues towards Lyon. The drive remains comfortable despite some rain, which isn't heavy. He praises the M3's stability even in wet conditions. Approaching Lyon, he drives cautiously due to speed cameras and the wet roads.
At a toll booth near Lyon, he pays 41 euros by card, again regretting not having his transponder. He then enters the Fourvière tunnel in Lyon, marking the halfway point of the journey. He finds the tunnel's illuminated dashboard display appealing. He notes that leaving Paris at 11 AM avoids traffic in both Paris and Lyon.
He encounters the first significant traffic jam of the trip near Lyon, followed by roadworks. At another toll, he is pulled over by gendarmes. They recognize him from his videos, are friendly, and perform a routine check, ensuring the car is in order. He explains that such checks are common for high-performance cars, as they are often associated with rule-breaking. He expresses appreciation for law enforcement, despite the occasional inconvenience of fines.
Entering the Provence-Alpes-Côte d'Azur region, with 250 km to Cannes, he admires the mountainous scenery and a village called Mornas, which has a speed camera. He continues driving calmly, enjoying the journey. He briefly fears being pulled over again by a speeding police car but is relieved when it passes him.
With less than 200 km remaining, he appreciates the beautiful sunset over the mountains. He notes how quickly the journey has passed, possibly due to his constant engagement with the video. He plans a final fuel stop near Aix-en-Provence before arriving in Cannes. He finds departing early from Paris more pleasant than his usual late-night departures.
At another toll, he pays 28 euros and drives cautiously, aware of police presence at toll exits. With 177 km and a quarter tank left, he approaches Marseille, noting the 90 km/h speed limit. He reiterates his surprise at the comfort and ease of the drive, contrasting it with previous long trips.
He makes his final fuel stop at "L'aire de la Sainte Victoire," intrigued by the name, to fill up the M3CS with 98 octane fuel. The fill-up costs 90 euros for 45 liters.
Finally, he arrives at Centurion Motors in Cannes, meeting Pierre. They discuss the upcoming "big modifications" for Inox's M3, which Pierre will handle. The car's current wrapping is three years old and showing wear, with peeling in the door interiors and some body damage from curb scrapes. Pierre will undertake bodywork, re-wrapping, and aesthetic enhancements.
They also showcase a new Cayenne Magnum by TechArt, based on a Turbo GT, with 930 horsepower and a custom interior, priced at 300,000 euros (excluding 21,000 euros in French registration taxes). The speaker admires its aggressive look and exclusivity compared to his Urus Performance.
The showroom also features other high-end cars, including a sold Urus Performance, a G-Wagon, and an Aston Martin Vanquish S. The speaker reiterates that Pierre will oversee the M3's transformation, which will be revealed later.
The video concludes with the speaker expressing gratitude for his audience and the enjoyment of sharing his journey. He thanks Pierre and signs off, promising more content.