
JE JUGE LES VIEWERS BANNIS DEPUIS DES ANNÉES... (Tribunal des bannis)
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The streamer, Nico, is holding his first-ever "Tribunal of the Banned" session, having had his Twitch channel for two and a half years without previously conducting such an event. He explains that he has seen things while not streaming, specifically mentioning Enzo, who apparently unbanned people because they weren't funny. Nico intends to expose this behavior, stating that unbanning people doesn't erase the evidence.
He then shifts to discussing his personal life, mentioning he's eating well and exercising, and has been taking supplements for cortisol. He recounts an encounter with a fan who asked for a photo, with the fan's girlfriend being the one who watches Nico's streams and making the fan jealous. Nico reassures the audience that there's nothing to be jealous about. He also promotes "Testic Crousty," a place in Avignon where one can order food, suggesting it's a good accompaniment to his streams, along with "Aen Boy" music.
A significant announcement is that Nico will be taking a penalty kick during Michou's Kings League live stream. He expresses frustration with Maxime Biaggi, who he feels hasn't responded to his video proposals for six months, contrasting it with his own prompt replies to Biaggi's requests. Nico jokes about the busy schedules of YouTubers when proposing collaborations.
He then discusses his shopping habits, specifically regarding "Stanley" water bottles. He reveals he bought a cheaper, "fake" Stanley bottle that he finds to be of better quality than the original, and advises viewers to opt for these "fakes." He extends this to shoes, regretting not buying fakes of expensive brands like Georges B22. He humorously admits that his "Louis Vuitton" bag is also a fake, a "bait" to make people think he has money.
The stream then takes a turn as Nico attempts to get his astrological sign from his mother. He calls her, and after some confusion about his birth time, he confirms he is a "cancer ascendant cancer." His mother recalls him not crying at birth but receiving a massage instead, which he disliked as a child.
Returning to the "Tribunal of the Banned," Nico explains he found the system for handling unban requests on Twitch. He reviews several requests, some dating back two years. He unbans a user who was banned for saying "pub" (advertisement) and another for using the insult "petite conne" (little bitch). He expresses surprise at the latter, noting he hadn't seen it before, and jokes about the user needing to get their ID. He denies a request from someone who sent "obsessed images" and apologized for their behavior. Another user is banned for repeatedly posting "copi," which Nico interprets as an attempt to disrupt his contract.
He then reveals his Twitch earnings, stating he makes around $4000 despite not streaming much, with an average watch time of 4 minutes and 35 seconds per viewer. He mentions that while this is good, a single YouTube production he's planning could cost between €30,000 and €40,000, with a potential total cost of €50,000. He emphasizes the importance of investing in oneself.
The unbanning process continues with various cases. One user is unbanned after two years for a comment about Naps. Another is denied for calling Nico a "pointeur" (a derogatory term). Nico struggles to understand what he's seeing on his screen at one point, referring to a "paf" (a hit or blow), but eventually unbans the user after realizing it was a joke. He unbans someone who apologized to "grand maître Nicotine."
He then discusses a user who was banned for making a typo, intending to write "Tiger Wout" but accidentally typing something offensive. Nico, after a poll, decides to unban him, acknowledging it was a mistake. He denies a request from a user who insulted his mother, despite the user claiming it was written by their cousin. He also denies a user who spammed their Snapchat link, as well as someone who stated they are homophobic.
Nico then has a conversation with a friend who is in Thailand, having won $2000. The friend describes being in a large villa and participating in a show for Thai television, involving "getting his hands dirty." Nico expresses disbelief but eventually sees the villa on camera.
Back to the bans, Nico denies a request from a user who made a racist joke about "Flamby," though he later reconsiders, stating that everyone makes mistakes and he's accepting the request. He denies another user who used an offensive term towards women, and another for "Mange ta mère la chienne" (Eat your mother the bitch). He also denies a user who spammed their Snapchat link again.
He then discusses a user who said "il est grave moche le gay" (he is very ugly the gay). Nico accepts the request, finding the comment violent but permissible as an opinion. He denies a user for saying "grosse folle" (big dyke) multiple times, and another for a message that was interpreted as offensive.
He reviews a request from someone who made a comment about Moroccans and Algerians. Nico, being of Algerian descent, accepts the request, emphasizing brotherhood between the nations and that the user seemed young. He also accepts a request from someone who found a person "grave moche" (very ugly), acknowledging it's a subjective opinion.
The stream continues with more unban requests, including one for a user who said "grosse folle" and twerked, which Nico initially denies but then reconsiders, discussing the intent behind the comment. He denies a user who spammed messages and another who made an offensive comment about a father's ethnicity. He accepts a request from a user who made a joke about a father's Chinese ethnicity, deeming it not malicious. He also accepts a request from someone who made a spoiler, but warns them about potential consequences.
Finally, he discusses a user who offered 25 subs to reach a sub goal for a 24-hour live stream in Italy. The goal is met, and Nico thanks the donor. He then discusses future sub goals, including a 24-hour live stream in Portugal at 1500 subs, and a 48-hour live stream at 2000 subs. He mentions that they will fly to Italy and then to Portugal during the stream. He then denies a request from a user who promoted their YouTube channel, but accepts one from a potential customer of Testic Crousty. He ends by rejecting a request containing insults and an "I love you." Nico concludes the session, stating they will have more in the future and that many things are negotiable, including bans, especially for subscribers.