
This New Developer Made a BIG Mistake!
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This critique focuses on a new construction in Kingswood, Surrey, south of London, assessing its design, functionality, and adherence to an "Arts and Crafts" style. The property is located at the end of a cul-de-sac within a three-home private gated area. A significant issue is its northeast orientation, meaning it receives no afternoon sun, and its proximity to a train line, which is expected to cause frequent noise.
The exterior is described as having red brick and traditional windows, but the claim that it embodies the Arts and Crafts movement is disputed. The critic argues that true Arts and Crafts architecture is asymmetrical and handmade in feel, contrasting with the symmetrical and more Edwardian/late Victorian appearance of this home. The triple garage with an EV charging point is noted as an odd, Scandinavian-style addition that doesn't match the main house. The absence of a prominent, off-center chimney, a hallmark of Arts and Crafts homes, is also highlighted.
Upon entering, the central atrium is unusual for a British home, designed to bring in natural light, especially given the northeast facing aspect. However, the tree within the atrium is criticized for only showing its bark, not its leaves, failing to create a true connection to nature. The arches are deemed architecturally inconsistent, not fitting the Arts and Crafts aesthetic, which would typically feature more timber elements. The atrium is also seen as disrupting the natural flow of the house rather than enhancing connectivity.
The dining room features French windows opening to the garden, and the use of bespoke, sustainably sourced timber for windows and the overall frame is emphasized by the builder for its environmental and thermal benefits. However, the critic points out that the timber windows are painted, and the floors are tiled, diminishing the visible timber elements that would align with an Arts and Crafts style. The builder states they aimed to reinvent the classic Arts and Crafts look for modern standards, moving away from common Neo-Georgian designs. The critic counters that stripping away the "artsy and craftsy" elements makes it "naked" and loses its essential character.
The kitchen is generally well-received for its layout, comfort, and "cabiny vibe" from the wood shelf and ceiling timber, but the chevron pattern floors are again noted as inconsistent with Arts and Crafts. The utility room, intended for practicality for a family with messy children, is criticized for its design, lacking a proper bench and storage for daily use. The dog/child shower is deemed excessively large. The idea of using the laundry room for dinner party dishwashing is found unusual.
The main staircase is described as functional but not grand, contrasting with the central atrium's focus on light. The family snug is a cozy room, but its distance from the kitchen, located at opposite corners of the house, is identified as a major flaw, disconnecting the family gathering spaces. The formal living space, next to the family room, opens to the backyard but lacks specific functionality like a bookshelf or bar, making it less inviting for extended use. The builder's explanation of an "organic, earthy, natural palette" is seen as a generalized approach, borrowing elements from various styles, resulting in a "comfortably numb, no character" feel, reminiscent of tract home developments.
Upstairs, the color palette throughout the bedrooms is praised for its soothing, subtle greenish tone that complements the timber. However, the first en-suite bathroom is heavily criticized for its modern, cold aesthetic, particularly the knee-low windows that compromise privacy and a "horrible" sink and mirror design, completely abandoning the Arts and Crafts style. The critic questions the builder's experience given these "rookie mistakes." Subsequent bedrooms are deemed a good size, typical for Surrey standards. Another en-suite bathroom's mirror is disliked for its "social media inspired" appearance. The discussion reveals that the builder outsourced material selection, suggesting a lack of personal expertise in architectural style coherence. The absence of carpets is intentional, as they are considered a major contributor to indoor toxicity.
The principal suite begins with a "reception foyer" or informal seating area, which the critic suggests could be better utilized as a homework or library space. The master dressing room is described as nice, with bespoke joinery. The master bedroom features a Juliet balcony and is highlighted for its sunrise views, which the builder links to cognitive function and well-being. However, the critic points out that due to the northeast orientation, this will be the only time the sun is seen, as the evening sun will be on the opposite side of the house. A "wellness room" adjoining the master bedroom is presented as a space for relaxation or soft exercise, but its open design means any vigorous activity would be audible throughout the house, lacking privacy.
The "Uber Lux suite" features a Crestron smart home system for controlling lighting and mood settings. The bathroom in this suite is divided into two parts, with a separate toilet area. While the built-in toilet feature is appreciated for its clean look, the overall bathroom design, with traditional-looking molding panels mixed with modern elements, still struggles with architectural consistency.
The narrow and steep second staircase is criticized as unsuitable for a luxury home in Surrey, suggesting a lack of experience from the designer. The second floor offers flexible spaces, including a potential sixth bedroom currently set up as a games room, with services buried to allow for conversion into a self-contained studio. However, a separate entrance would be needed for a true studio apartment. The attic rooms, while large, are noted for lacking character. The overall attic space is deemed to need at least one more bathroom.
The back of the house is found to be surprisingly symmetrical, which contradicts the asymmetrical nature of Arts and Crafts, making it look "fake" and like a "Lego house." Despite some privacy concerns due to direct views from neighboring properties, the lot quality is generally good, with decent yard depth and setbacks.
The final Arvin score is given:
* **Location:** 6 (best part of the worst part, near a train line, northeast facing)
* **Lot Quality:** 8 (just under an acre)
* **Lot Utilization:** 8 (private driveway, good setbacks, standard backyard)
* **Privacy:** 8 (potential for 9 with planting, but currently exposed)
* **Lot Orientation:** 5 (northeast facing, close to railroad track)
* **Architectural Style:** 2 (failed attempt to modernize Arts and Crafts, symmetrical, lack of timber, inconsistent elements, similar to neighboring homes)
* **Views:** 2 (treetop views at best, mostly neighbor's houses)
* **Layout:** 6 (wow factor at entrance, functional bedrooms, but family room too far from kitchen, insufficient bathrooms on third floor, atrium creates non-fluid connectivity)
* **Scale and Volume:** 6 (proportional rooms, decent sizes, luxury but not ultra-luxury)
* **Finishes:** 6.5 (good color palette and staging, but inconsistent finishes from different architectural styles, horrendous bathrooms)
The overall conclusion is that while the builder has a commendable ethos of wellness and sustainability, the architectural execution is deeply flawed, failing to successfully modernize the Arts and Crafts style and resulting in a disjointed, "tract-homey" feel with many rookie mistakes.