
Kiki Nanac les fesses à l'air sur Hollywood
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The speaker spots another "Robocop 2.0" in California, an older man with gray hair and a bottle, and observes him. The speaker mentions that they don't have much time to vlog during the week, only in the late afternoons or on weekends, acknowledging that others are working. They express gratitude for reaching 2000 views on videos, noting that some videos, especially those about "homeless people, drugs, and crazy people in Los Angeles," get around 1500 to 1800 views.
The upcoming World Cup, set to arrive in six weeks, is a significant topic. The speaker doubts Los Angeles is ready for such an event, citing issues like homelessness, drugs, and crime. The matches are scheduled to take place at SoFi Stadium in Inglewood. The speaker then observes a woman with a futuristic doll and comments on various tuned cars, including a Subaru, a "crazy" hybrid, and a Honda, admiring their "Jackie tuning." They describe a "very angry" car behind them that seems to want to hit their extended "hooligan-style" mud flap.
The speaker points out a private property for car repairs, including shock absorbers, oil changes, and bodywork, noting the "carouche" mud flap with "marteling" written on it. They explain that the mud flap has two positions, extended for a "hooligan" look. They then show a vacant lot, an abandoned wasteland, and comment on the high price of land in Los Angeles, which they say "hurts the legs" or "dries out the calves and shins."
The speaker anticipates the World Cup will bring tourists to Inglewood, where they will encounter the city's problems. They express their personal disinterest in football (soccer), preferring MMA for its action, blood, and "sweep kicks." They criticize football for being 90 minutes of 22 men chasing a ball with often 0-0 scores, extra time, and penalty shootouts, interspersed with commercials. They prefer combat sports.
The speaker warns that tourists from Paris arriving for the World Cup in Los Angeles will be shocked by the reality, contrasting it with the "beautiful city" image. They believe the city hasn't made much effort to clean up for the "interstellar event," an opportunity to "shine" and represent Los Angeles. They recall how Paris was "cleaned up" for events, with homeless people removed from public view to create a "fake" clean image. In Los Angeles, however, the speaker observes that the homeless, drugs, and crime seem to remain visible.
They spot an older man with a mustache and glasses, referring to him as "my daddy" and "my Robert," and jokingly suggest there's an opportunity to make money with him. The speaker playfully interacts with the man. They reiterate that there's no "buzz" or preparation for the World Cup in Los Angeles, unlike baseball games which are widely celebrated. They list several U.S. cities, as well as two or three cities in Canada and Mexico, that will host World Cup matches.
The speaker encounters a man wearing a t-shirt that says "Planet Jujitsu," who is making a lot of noise. They then enthusiastically spot and interact with "Kikaninac," whom they call their "idol," a "legend of the American Californian game." They describe Kikaninac as a 3-meter-tall mannequin with a "very fashion" outfit. The speaker notes Kikaninac smells of vanilla and passion fruit.
They then observe another man, "Robert from Montluçon," an "ouvrier from Renault," on vacation in Hollywood, looking relaxed and fitting in with the stars. The speaker jokes about the word "articulate." They mention having "constipated sinuses" from fires. They then see a taxi and a man with "cobra glasses" looking at them intensely, leading to a playful "I love you, my dear" exchange.
The speaker encounters a pizza delivery person on a motorcycle and a pit bull. They also spot someone wearing a t-shirt advocating to "abolish the immigration service," which the speaker interprets as favoring undocumented immigrants and open borders globally. The speaker concludes by reiterating the lack of preparation and buzz for the World Cup in Los Angeles.