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The speaker begins a series of three vlogs in one afternoon/evening, riding a CRF 80 ZF under the Hollywood sun. He mentions the need to create content stock. He notes that the motorcycle now has more torque after changing the piston and segments. He observes a driver who seems stressed and compares him to the Terminator T2 actor. He then spots a crow, which captivates his attention for a while. He encounters a woman on a scooter, who he says looks scared by the sound of his motocross bike, attributing it to a "thug" image. He also makes a humorous comment about her fashion resembling Parisian style. During his ride, he interacts with various people, including Jenny returning from work, emphasizing that "time is money." He recommends "Joe Joe's Pizza" on Hollywood. He then interacts with a man who appears to be exercising, making a joke about him "doing a cramp or something" and asking him not to "pull out his willy." He also discusses "cruiser bikes" with someone in English. He comments on a man's abdominal muscles, humorously referring to them as a "six-pack" or "one-pack." He then talks about a person who "hit the mudflap" on a scooter, seemingly in Paris. He discusses his motorcycle's shifter, which is a 5-speed manual, not automatic. He warns against losing the bike in a ravine. He thanks a female driver, calling her his "big driver" who delivers "beautiful ice cream" to celebrities. He then observes another person, "Ludi," who appears very tired on "Rigoli Street," making a comment about his beard. He then shifts to talking about dogs, specifically "two Chihuahuas," one male and one female, owned by an actress friend. He repeatedly states that Chihuahuas "smell bad" ("ça pue de la gueule"), mentioning their bad breath and "boogers," finding it disgusting. He expresses discomfort with his motorcycle's gear selector, stating it hurts his foot because he's wearing sneakers. He explains that it's metallic and hits the wrong part of his foot instead of allowing for smooth shifting. He declares his intention to replace it, noting that while the original one is soft and weak, the current one is problematic without proper motorcycle boots. He also complains about his exhaust pipe being too loud, forcing him to shout to be heard. He mentions missing a gear shift due to his sore toes and jokingly says he might shift by hand. He then reflects on traffic jams, stating he enjoys them, especially in his "Tesla" or "four-wheeler." He expresses his strong preference for cars over motorcycles or bicycles, particularly rejecting the idea of using a bicycle, seemingly referencing a "Mr. Hidalgo." He states he will "never ever" give up his car for a two-wheeler and is committed to driving in traffic jams "day after day" for two hours. Finally, he discusses his microphone setup, mentioning he has two models of DJI mics (first and second generation) but didn't buy the third. He laments that they won't pair with his "old fake GoPro 8," despite his attempts to adjust the settings to disable the original microphone. He concludes by saying goodbye to his audience.