
Lifesteal World * GENUINELY getting banned today 🥀
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The streamer, Squido, begins by announcing they will be playing Life Steal World (LSW) with facecam on. They mention an upcoming event called "Assassins," where players receive a target to eliminate. Successfully killing a target grants two hearts, but failing to kill your target results in losing one heart. Squido anticipates losing hearts, possibly ending up with just one, but expresses indifference, stating, "It's just a game."
Before the event, Squido reviews their inventory, noting a lack of backup gear. They decide to prepare a backup set for when they inevitably die. Max, a special guest, joins the game and offers Squido a heart, as Max plans to leave the server soon. However, it's discovered that crafted hearts cannot be put in chests or item frames, nor can they be given to foxes, as these methods have been patched. Max decides to give the heart to Bransy instead, who Max believes deserves it.
Squido then starts preparing for PvP, trying to get enchantment levels for their axe and looking for potions. They struggle to find gunpowder to make splash potions, eventually locating some within their base. The "Assassins" event is set to begin in 4 minutes.
A teammate, PZ, informs Squido that their base was completely destroyed and rebuilt. Squido is surprised by the extent of the damage but notes that the rebuilt base looks better. Another teammate, Smiley, appears, initially scaring Squido. It's revealed that all teammates are wearing blindfolds, forming a "blindfold bandits" team. Squido also has one eye covered, fitting the theme.
Max attempts to give Squido a heart again, mentioning he's leaving the server. Squido accepts but later is interrupted by teammates. Squido then focuses on brewing swiftness potions, needing sugar and nether wart. They successfully make some splash potions using gunpowder.
The event starts, and Squido's target is "unknown," which is later revealed to be Wolfie, who is offline. Squido expresses concern about being unable to kill an offline target, which would result in losing a heart. Squido then gets killed by Leo, losing hearts and being kicked out of the event. They are confused about not having a respawn point, realizing their base was griefed.
Squido encounters Evo, who offers them cooked beef and some motivation. Evo shares a story of starting with one heart and selling body parts for game progression, eventually reaching 20 hearts, emphasizing that "anything is possible." Evo's story inspires Squido, who has 8 hearts, to continue fighting.
Squido decides to find a horse and prepare for battle, planning to "rock Mugum's world" with a horse and spear combo. They acknowledge that their in-game actions contrast with their real-life personality, where they are less confrontational.
During a chaotic fight, Squido rides their horse, attempting to assist teammates. They joke about their "random ass horse" and the absurdity of the situation. Despite their efforts, Squido's horse is killed, and they are eventually defeated again.
After dying, Squido re-evaluates their situation. They express frustration about the constant fighting and losing hearts but also find humor in the chaos. They receive a text, possibly from Snapchat, and then focus on re-gearing. They find some good gear in their inventory and reflect on the day's events.
Squido's teammate, Zam, recounts a "horrific day" where their base was griefed by Spawns and Young, who were invulnerable due to PvP immunity. The admins eventually intervened, making Spawns and Young rebuild the base and then banning them. During this chaos, Mugum killed Zam, causing Zam to lose all their valuable building gear. Zam describes being so upset they cried, blew themselves up, and temporarily quit the server. However, Zam is now back and feels better with friends.
Squido and Zam discuss their base's villager trading hall, which Zam built. They trade for essential enchantment books like Mending and Aqua Affinity. Squido plans to use an "instant motor exploit" the next morning to kill everyone online, humorously targeting "chunkies" who won't know about it. They also discuss the possibility of gaining hearts from killing players not in the event, despite earlier conflicting information.
Zam shares another incident where Spawns and Young repeatedly griefed Lexi's therapy office, and then later destroyed Zam's entire mountain base while being immortal due to PvP invulnerability. The admins resolved this by forcing them to rebuild and then banning them. During this, Mugum killed Zam, who was in building gear, leading to Zam losing all their valuables and getting very upset.
Squido and Zam prepare for future battles, gathering resources and discussing strategies. Squido expresses excitement for their exploit the next day. The stream ends with Squido sending their viewers to Princess's stream.