JE DOIS M'ECHAPPER DE MON VOISIN (c'est un taré) Hello Neighbor 2 ACT 1

The speaker announces the start of a new game, "Hello Neighbor 2," noting that the first game concluded fifteen years prior. The immediate goal is to complete the first act of the game, although it's unclear if there are multiple acts. The gameplay begins with a moment of surprise, but quickly the player realizes "it's good, more fear than harm." The player then encounters various objects and environments within the game, including a "sacred garage." A recurring issue is being "spawn killed" by an antagonist, leading to frustration and exclamations of "Why do you spawn kill, guy?" and "He's really spawn killing." The player finds themselves in a house, comparing it to working at a real estate agency like Orpi, and notes the presence of a camera and TV. The setup is described as "squeezy," and the player needs an extinguisher and scissors. An encounter with a "Monsieur the police" occurs, and the player manages to capture how the city's police operate. Despite having "no force in my arms," there's "a lot of stuff to do." The player strategizes about moving a robot to create an image, expressing confidence with "I'm too strong, it's good." The player then tries to climb something, describing it as "a bit of a shit," and experiences another setback, shouting "Nooo!" but quickly recovers, saying "It's good, it's good, it's good!" Navigating the environment proves challenging, with the player questioning how to proceed and encountering a "faro-dab" on a screen. The player tries to open a door, wondering if it's open, but finds it closed. They then discover a toilet and consider it a hiding spot if an antagonist, "Ahajan," appears. The house is described as an "asshole's house." A double padlock is encountered, and the player expresses confusion about their actions. Another face-to-face encounter leads to apologies and a declaration of taking scissors to "cut everything." The player asserts control, saying, "Your house is my house." They also encounter a pile of something and try to avoid similar situations. The player realizes they made a mistake and needs to restart a task, feeling stressed. They identify another image and numerous pieces, suggesting a complex puzzle related to a library. The player anticipates an explosion with security programming and warns to "cavale, cavale, cavale." The player feels constantly at risk of being caught. An interaction with an "ancien" character leads to a discussion about celebration and identity. The player expresses frustration, pleading for scissors and stating, "I'm not doing it on purpose." A key is discovered with a code: 191428. The player attempts to use the code, but it doesn't seem to work, leading to more frustration about how much they "brain from all the time." The player asks others in the chat not to speak, as they are "fucking." The game shifts into a pursuit sequence. The player struggles to release a "steakhouse" object and compares the situation to a Squeezie video where they wanted to escape. The player retrieves scissors and notes that the "little bit" of progress is causing more trouble. The player encounters a photo and an ear, realizing the antagonist is in their room. Another photo needs to be captured, and the player questions its location. A "nanny" is mentioned, and the player feels like they are "squatting on the floor." The code 1498 is re-examined, with variations tried. The player is advised to look "on top of the cabinets" and notes flags: red, blue, green, and the number 1984. More cabinets are sought, and four keys are found. The player expresses difficulty with a "head of Wham," but remains determined, stating, "I'm going to be the first to go to 6 hours." The player humorously claims to be "the worst streamer gaming in the world" and apologizes. An altar and a wall are noted under a table. The player focuses on a mission, eventually understanding and making some progress. They panic when seeing a blue table in a nearby room and a date, 2013. The player believes they broke something and expresses relief that the antagonist is "blind." They plead for mercy, having been in the game for six hours and having reconstructed a photo. The player expresses extreme frustration, declaring, "I'm fed up, I'm fed up!" but remains determined to succeed. They describe a strategy to "kill it" and claim to be a "pro player" in "Hello Neighbor." More steps are needed in the house, and the player wonders about keys in a "sky painting." The code is still elusive, and the player notices the TV displaying "N O T." They plan to use this information. The player encounters an antagonist, comparing themselves to Jason, and tries to avoid death. Dolls are found, and the player exclaims, "It's my thing!" They ponder the dolls' location. Two dolls are found, and the player realizes they need to be placed somewhere. The "house of dolls" in the kitchen is mentioned, which the player had not seen. The player is caught but doesn't understand why. They look for something to do in the bed. Another location, "la remise," is mentioned. The player expresses frustration with the lack of progress and questions the intelligence of others. They mention streaming is stressful and that they are at 807 viewers, aiming for 1000 to do a 24-hour live stream with Tali. A key is discovered, and the player tries to access it, encountering more obstacles. The player notes a clue related to music and a crow. They express pity for "all the paper that gaspillers." The player declares that "we won't go away" and that the "appell is not finished." They then notice a "Benten" look and a "checked house." The player understands the situation and prepares to tackle the "house of the Gadji." The player concludes by reflecting on how much they missed "Elon Eibor" and acknowledging their own nature as "a very big asshole, but an asshole with a good heart."