IL me vole 2 dollars avec sa canne à pêche

The speaker, based in the US, discusses French YouTubers who have established channels while living abroad, often starting in France and then relocating for content creation. He contrasts his own situation as a "natural American" with double nationality, implying he doesn't have the same financial backing as some French YouTubers who spend their own money on travel and content, often at a loss, out of passion. He mentions various French YouTubers he's encountered: - A channel covering travel in Miami, Florida, focusing on beaches, cocktails, and events, with around 40,000 subscribers. - Others involved in motocross and "backlife" in Miami. - A long-time resident who teaches Muay Thai and UFC, having trained notable fighters like Ngannou and Jon Jones, with a French YouTube channel detailing his courses. - A New Yorker who repairs Ducatis in his loft, creating beautiful tutorial videos on mechanics. - A singer/artist in LA who smokes weed and has a French channel. - A YouTuber who discusses the cost of living in the United States, detailing expenses like housing and taxes, attracting 40,000 views. - A woman who lived in a van, which the speaker found amusing. - A man in Texas, a "cowboy" type with a beard, muscles, and cigar, who makes barbecue videos with Texans. This individual reportedly moved from France with an existing audience, growing his channel to 300,000 subscribers thanks to French viewers and a friend who helped him transition to the US. His content focuses on Texas barbecue and whiskey, embodying "American liberty." The speaker observes that many successful French YouTubers already had a significant following before moving to the US, unlike himself who started with a smaller audience. He criticizes the lack of unique content in France, noting that topics like car cleaning or mopeds, while niche, can still gain traction for some. He then shifts to discussing an American YouTuber he admires, John Hicks, who rides around LA (often downtown, avoiding Hollywood or Venice due to perceived trouble) filming vlogs. The speaker notes Hicks's efficiency, often filming multiple vlogs in one afternoon, always featuring similar content and locations. The video then cuts to an interaction between the speaker and a man on the street named Chris, also known as Tomahawk the Moped God. Chris asks for cigarettes, but the speaker doesn't smoke and offers him two dollars instead. Chris, who has diabetes, explains he uses a glucose monitor and must avoid sugar. He also shows the speaker a skin irritation, which the speaker advises him to get checked at a pharmacy and avoid touching. The conversation turns to a joke about "a sea with no gas" and then to a past experience where Chris smoked weed through a pineapple. Finally, the speaker talks about meeting an actor named Trey Ho, a "gangster" who grew up in LA and knows the city's history, particularly its metro system. He mentions Trey Ho's friend, a businessman, who proposed using Trey Ho's image and name for a business venture, sharing profits. The video ends with a brief mention of donuts and joggers.