Minecraft but I played it entirely WRONG

The speaker undertakes a seven-day Minecraft challenge with friends to build a starter house, with the twist that they intend to do "everything wrong." The first wrong thing is an instant death. The speaker's initial plan for the challenge is to acquire full diamond gear, an elytra, complete the End, and then use the dragon egg as their starter base. This prompts a discussion with a friend, Tan, about what constitutes a "starter base." Tan suggests it's whatever works for the individual, whether building immediately or after gearing up. The speaker wants to build a place they're proud of, believing better gear will make this easier. They aim to get armor and an elytra for efficient resource gathering. The second "wrong" item on the list is entering the Nether without preparation: no armor, little food, and insufficient materials. Despite this, the group ventures into the Nether, finding quartz and gold. They encounter mobs and experience close calls. After logging off and returning, the speaker accidentally looks at an Enderman, nearly dying due to lack of food and being surrounded by skeletons. They manage to survive, with a friend, Tan, offering help. The speaker admits to an earlier intentional death by fall damage, considering it entertaining. The next "wrong" objective is to be completely homeless, meaning all possessions must remain in the inventory, as placing a chest would constitute a home. This becomes particularly challenging as they prepare to enter the End. The speaker's plan is for their first actual starter base to be in the End. The group locates a stronghold and enters the End. They defeat the Ender Dragon smoothly, but the speaker realizes they made another "incorrect" move by not bringing adequate preparation for the End, specifically lacking gunpowder for rockets, which are essential for elytra travel. They also lack other crucial items. Upon entering the End, the speaker spawns on a precarious edge. They manage to navigate to a larger landmass and spot an End City with a ship. They successfully raid it, acquiring diamonds, an iron sword, and a chest plate. A significant unintentional mistake occurs when the speaker forgets to record a portion of their gameplay, necessitating "movie magic" to simulate real-time recording. After logging back in, they find an elytra with few rockets in a Shulker box left by friends. The elytra is unenchanted, prompting the speaker to consider returning to the overworld for gunpowder and rockets. This leads to the penultimate "wrong" item: playing the game like a business. Instead of cooperating, the speaker decides to leverage their End loot (Shulker shells, elytras) to trade for items they need, such as gunpowder and building blocks. They begin "hunting for business" by tracking other players on the locator bar. The speaker approaches Lizzy and Tan, explaining their need for gunpowder. Tan offers 24 gunpowder for two Shulker boxes. The speaker then approaches Catherine, who has seven gunpowder and some dirt, which the speaker trades for a Shulker box and the promise of an elytra for half a stack of gunpowder. They also offer to scavenge for other End items. The speaker continues trading with various players, including Sev, Broke, Amber, Ross Cumber, and Megabyte, acquiring valuable blocks and even a Netherite template from a bastion, leading to a Netherite tool. With the business side quest concluded, the speaker returns to the main challenge: building a starter base. The final "wrong" item on the list is revealed: building the starter base in the End. Despite having no clear plan, the speaker gathers various wood types, purple wool, and a grass block. A new problem arises: Endermen pick up blocks, causing griefing. The Endermen immediately start stealing and moving blocks from the building area. The speaker expresses frustration at being trolled by Endermen. To combat the Enderman issue, the speaker devises a solution, though the details are not fully elaborated. The completed starter house in the End is described as chaotic and weird. The scariest part of the build was placing a bed, as interacting with it could lead to death. The second scariest part was the constant Enderman griefing, which the speaker attempts to mitigate by spawning an Endermite to distract them. The base is located directly after the End exit gateway, and the speaker realizes there's no way back. They create an exit using water, which causes fall and suffocation damage but is deemed "chill." The base includes a sign that says "to Jojo." The speaker expresses satisfaction with the base, acknowledging that most of their time was spent gearing up and trading rather than building. Finally, other players inspect the base, noting its unique features like moss, a cute dog, and the presence of an Endermite for Enderman control. The speaker concludes by noting that they thought the Endermite solution might kill them.