
MY FIRST EVER HOT STONE MASSAGE! 🪨 | Elite Massage on Pattaya Klang
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The speaker begins by introducing an unprecedented experience: a new style of massage he's about to try. He's at the Buzzing Lounge, located on Patea Clang, Central Paya Road, just before Big Sea. He warns viewers that there's a strong possibility some of his "flesh" might be shown, suggesting they might want to dim their lights or look away.
He then provides directions from the junction of Third Road and Patea Clang, Central Pot Road, pointing out Tips Plaza opposite him. He explains that going down that way leads to Second Road and Beach Road, but he's heading up towards Big C on the left. He expresses his anticipation for the massage, noting he's never had it before but has heard good things from others. He also thanks viewers who have visited massage places he's recommended, sharing their positive experiences and trusting his advice. He emphasizes the importance of good recommendations, as bad ones waste both time and money.
He arrives at Elite Massage, located next door to the New York Bakery. He mentions his interest in trying the bakery but states today's focus is on "heat, heat, heat," revealing he's about to have a hot stone massage. He admits he's never had one in his 12 years in the area and has no idea what to expect. He also mentions suffering from sciatica and a painful back, hoping the massage might provide some relief. He reiterates the potential for nudity, jokingly warning viewers not to expect to see his "chiseled" physique.
Inside Elite Massage, he's joined by an employee named "An" who will be performing the massage. He asks An about the hot stones, and she explains that they are good for "customary the tight body" and beneficial for muscles, especially for those who go to the gym, helping with recovery and providing more energy. The speaker then asks if hot stones also help with backaches, as he doesn't go to the gym but experiences tiredness and back pain. An confirms that they can help with pain in the back, neck, shoulders, and feet, and that customers can specify where they hurt.
They discuss the duration of the massage, with An recommending 90 minutes to two hours for the "full effect." The speaker advises viewers not to cut corners and to allow enough time for the 90-minute or two-hour session to fully experience the benefits. He suggests that after the massage, one could visit the bakery next door for a coffee and bread before heading home to relax for the evening.
Regarding attire, An informs him that they provide shorts for customers. The speaker jokingly asks if she'll wear a blindfold to avoid seeing him, to which An reassures him it's fine for customers. He then prepares to change, asking if he'll lie on his front the entire time. An explains that he'll start on his front, including his feet and hair, and then turn over onto his back.
Before the massage, the speaker highlights that Elite Massage offers various other services, including head and shoulder massage, foot massage, oil massage, and Thai massage. He mentions that Thai massage can be painful, comparing it to "being in the round with Mike Tyson," but notes that the benefits are felt a couple of days later.
He then begins his hot stone massage, which starts with an oil massage before the hot stones are introduced. After the 90-minute session, he expresses his disappointment, but quickly clarifies that his disappointment stems from having waited 12 years to experience a hot stone massage. He describes it as a "100% game changer," especially for those who enjoy a genuine oil massage. He feels "brilliant" and "amazing," calling it a "completely different experience."
He explains that the hot stone massage costs an extra 100 baht on top of the regular massage price. He recounts the process: changing into provided shorts, lying down, and receiving a gentle oil massage first to prepare the body for the hot stones. Then, the hot stones were used by the masseuse to massage his body. He describes the sensation as "incredible," comparing the heat penetrating his muscles to deep heat cream, which relaxes the muscles. He notes the stones were at a good temperature, warm but not uncomfortably hot, with any initial warmth quickly dissipating as his body adjusted. The massage covered his back, thighs, calves, and feet, followed by his chest, arms, and thighs when he rolled over. He expresses frustration at not discovering this type of massage sooner.
He reiterates that Elite Massage offers a full range of services beyond hot stone massage. He again suggests visiting the bakery next door for coffee and a bun after the massage to extend the relaxed feeling. He plans to do another video but would otherwise be enjoying a post-massage treat.
He highly recommends Elite Massage and encourages viewers to check out their dedicated room on Discord for more information, or to email him at 247pate@gmail.com for details. He emphasizes that the location is easily accessible from Buzzing Lounge, a five to ten-minute walk or a two-minute motorbike taxi ride.
Concluding the video, he expresses disbelief at how good the massage was after 12 years. He thanks viewers for watching and reminds them to subscribe, hit the bell icon for notifications, and join the free Discord with over 25,000 members. He also mentions their TikTok presence with 27-28,000 followers and invites viewers to sign up for their bi-weekly newsletter by emailing "newsletter" to 247pate@gmail.com. Finally, he promotes their live streams on Kick.com on Tuesdays, Thursdays, Saturdays, and Sundays, which are "unfiltered, uncensored," and offer a chance to connect with their girls and ride around the city. He ends by wishing everyone well.