Lifesteal World * CELESTIA BECOMES STRONGER

The speaker begins by apologizing for not having their webcam on, feeling unwell, and mentions having laid on freshly mowed grass, fearing there might still be grass on them. They then transition to discussing playing the end event on Life Steal the previous day and their intention to continue a "cheeky little experiment" from yesterday, which involves a "spear glitch." They need string, a carrot, and a pig to test if this exploit works on the Life Steal SMP. The speaker tries to contact Tubbo to help test the exploit. While waiting, they encounter Squid and a discussion ensues about Squid's base and farming. Jumper leaves the team, and the speaker decides to go to a string farm. They meet Tubbo at spawn and discuss Tubbo's failed cookie shop and his campaign to become admin, which was met with skepticism by an admin. The speaker explains the need for a carrot on a stick and asks Tubbo to help with "science homework" involving a pig. They discuss the ugliness of spawn due to ice and the lack of passive mobs. Tubbo shares a rumor about Oliver Tree dying in a helicopter crash, which the speaker finds sad. They then spot a pig, essential for their "pig science." The speaker reveals the secret science project: using the pig to instantly kill anyone, even those in netherite armor. They ask Tubbo to help test it. Tubbo agrees, holding the speaker's heart for safety. The exploit involves duplicating a fishing rod to create an "evil fishing rod" that can kill anyone. The speaker successfully demonstrates the glitch on Tubbo, who loses hearts. The exploit works by teleporting the pig, which grants infinite momentum, allowing a spear to instantly kill. They discuss trying the exploit on Pilly. The plan is to pretend to use it on the speaker, then target Pilly. The speaker expresses concern about Pilly's paranoia. They realize they killed their pig to get the saddle back and need a new one. They decide to find a pig with Pilly. They attempt to get Infume to witness the exploit, hoping to sell it to him, but Infume is busy. Next, they try to entice Fruitberries. They offer to demonstrate the exploit, with the speaker being the target, and if Fruitberries is impressed, they can buy the knowledge for one crafted heart and one normal heart. They struggle to find a pig, noting the reduced mob spawns. After much searching, they find a pig. The speaker sets their spawn and asks Fruitberries to hold their heart. They attempt the exploit on themselves for Fruitberries to witness, but it's difficult to control the pig. Fruitberries expresses suspicion, thinking it might be a trap. The speaker reassures him it's not and successfully demonstrates the exploit, instantly killing themselves. Fruitberries is impressed by the instant kill through armor. They offer to sell the secret for one crafted heart and one normal heart. Fruitberries says he needs to talk to "higher-ups," which the speaker interprets as him trying to get the information for free. The pig despawns, and they find it again. Fruitberries says he'll think about it and might buy it later. The speaker expresses frustration, believing Fruitberries is stalling and plans to use them as bait. They decide to find a new buyer, considering Infume again. They regroup and try to pitch the exploit to Infume, promising it's the "craziest thing you'll ever see." Infume seems to know about the spear exploit already, having seen Tubbo get speared. He still wants to see it demonstrated. As they prepare to demonstrate, the server experiences an issue and restarts. They worry the exploit might be patched. After the restart, the speaker tries to perform the glitch again but their carrot on a stick breaks. Infume is attacked by Trims, and the speaker and Tubbo rush to help their "customer." They chase Trims, who uses wind charges and hides in trees. They realize Fruitberries might have been luring them into a trap. The chase continues, with Fruitberries leading them towards spawn, where his team might be waiting. The speaker and Tubbo lose track of Fruitberries, who escapes through a nether portal. The speaker returns to retrieve their heart from Infume, who seems to have been robbed. The speaker then tries to find a new person to help with their science project, encountering someone named "Young" who agrees. They need to find a saddle and a pig. The speaker accidentally goes through a wrong nether portal and ends up in a "punishment" area, experiencing severe lag and needing to restart their game. After restarting, they reconnect with Young and continue the search for a saddle and a pig. Young shares his experience of losing hearts on the server. They finally find a horse for leather and pigs. They craft a saddle and find a pig. The speaker demonstrates the teleportation glitch through a wall, which Young witnesses. The speaker then uses the spear on the pig, dealing 10 hearts of damage. Young is amazed and wants to try. They need another carrot on a stick for Young. The speaker discusses their previous failed attempts to show the exploit to Fruitberries and Infume due to their feuds. They encounter Cookie Bun Squat, Yungie, and Lettuce, but are allowed to pass. The speaker realizes their pig is gone again. The speaker and Young discuss their teams, with Young having a large team, making it difficult to team up. The speaker contemplates the upcoming "roast" event. They then meet up with TW, who gifts the speaker an elytra. The speaker is incredibly grateful, having accepted they wouldn't get one. TW mentions performing at the roast. Lexy appears, having only three hearts, blaming Tubbo for her losses. Tubbo denies it, and Lexy admits to lying. Spongs also appears, having one heart. The speaker feels bad for Spongs and offers to help him get hearts back, but realizes they gave his heart to Tubbo. Spongs blames the speaker for his low heart count. The server hosts a "Roast of Life Steel World." Bacon Waffles is the organizer. Torps delivers the first roast, making jokes about food-themed names, PvPers (especially Floatives), his own content group (Levels SMP), and the "Blackwater Duo" (Mugum and Squid). He also pokes fun at Bacon Waffles for forgetting to announce the event. Jojo Solo roasts Ghosty Fruit for her non-existent dogs and for not following through on game plans. She then roasts Infume for pretending to be shy around women on stream, and Spongs for being a "rage baiter" who killed her after giving her loot back. Spongs takes the stage next, admitting he has nothing prepared. He makes quick jabs at Torps, Jojo, and Lopez, and then roasts Wilson for being "low tier" on the SMP. He concludes by saying he was just delaying for a fight. Lil K roasts Leak Leak for leaking Minute's base on Twitter, Will_ for having too many empty drink cans, Yi and Punjab for being "chubby" and destroying his potato farm, and Terrain for using a custom texture pack to avoid eye contact in PvP. He then roasts Fer for her bad cooking. Will_ roasts several people as "speedrunners" of losing items: Infume for losing hearts, Fer for losing netherite, and Epex for losing bases. He criticizes Smiley for only getting one kill and Ish for trying to make his own civilization. He also roasts Jojo for complaining about him while dying to "cart duo," and Lil K for being the "biggest Nepo baby" for getting hearts from her teammates. Hannah XX Rose roasts Apacial for being a "sweat" on Hypixel UHC and Leak Leak for stream sniping her. Terrain delivers a roast, calling food-skinned players "moldy" and "stinky." He roasts Torps as a "slow old man lizard," Spongs for being "soaking wet" and leaving his "juice everywhere," Yungie for his spider hat, Lil K for not being "Big K," and Squid for smelling like seafood. He also criticizes anyone with an underscore in their name. Aura, a mod, roasts the players for repeatedly asking for hearts and not understanding how to use push-to-talk. He criticizes Hannah for being late with a document, F for stream sniping (and dying), and Theo for not understanding the "funeral march." He also roasts Jojo for using him in a YouTube video and Bacon Waffles for being known as "the bacon guy from the other most popular server." Another roaster criticizes everyone for having no "lives" on the server, staying up late, and being "gas lit by a wreck wrap." He questions Luigi Tone's A-tier PvP ranking after losing to "Chuck Nasty." He expresses a desire to kill everyone and steal their loot. He roasts Spongs for not doing much despite having "nothing to lose" and Cookie Bun Squad for turning down his team request and being unable to make a burger. The final roaster, Hannah, thanks everyone for coming. She criticizes Theo for not having a life, referencing his Instacart past. She notes the server's prevalent role-playing relationships and the irony of streamers now being asked to stop "shipping." She roasts Tubbo for being killed twice while holding withdrawn hearts and for being a DJ (a "faker" job than a Minecraft streamer). She mentions Parkour Civilization being popular for "gay [__]" and Esbo's uncanny resemblance to his Minecraft skin, like Terrain. She jokes about QSMP paranoia and Yi's overwhelming mic. She concludes by noting the unexpected presence of big creators like Captain Sparkles, Tina Kitten, and Vortex Dragon, calling it "Avengers Endgame for gay people." She mentions Reun's absence and Mapic's appendix surgery. Finally, she roasts Pentar's brother, Matterlon, for being a grinder while Pentar is inactive, and Wilson for blocking her view. The event ends with some playful chaos and the speaker concluding the stream, planning to perfect their magic tricks (the exploit) for future videos.